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For my birthday, I got a bottle of Talisker Talisker...

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moggerhanger · 03/09/2023 22:32

...and the lemon is in play 😄

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AllProperTeaIsTheft · 04/09/2023 18:47

I have been both pressing the summon-an-idiot bell and shouting the word 'ding' since approximately the Late Middle Ages. And yet do I have an idiot to show for my trouble? I do not.

I love Cabin Pressure SO much!

Bluebellsbells · 04/09/2023 19:03

Phew found it on Spotify- this sounds like a. Awesome podcast

Fifireee · 04/09/2023 19:16

Did any of you order a furious posh man? Because ones arrived for you, very cross very drunk.

LollipopViolet · 04/09/2023 19:16

Let me check my citrus pocket 🍋

YouHoooo · 04/09/2023 19:19

Is there a Camembert on your birthday cheese plate? Or just some fizzy yoghurt.

LollipopViolet · 04/09/2023 19:23

Wall charts can lie, notoriously deceptive, the wall chart

donkra · 04/09/2023 19:36

And then my emergency citrus pocket.

FinallyHere · 04/09/2023 19:53

My favourite series ever

Favourite episode Ipswich

'Fetch'

ShesNoNormanPace · 04/09/2023 20:00

There's Camembert?! We never get any Camembert!

Ginwitch5 · 04/09/2023 20:14

Jellie babies to manual....

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moggerhanger · 04/09/2023 20:15

@ShesNoNormanPace I used to have a poster on my office wall that said "Complaint? Why don't you write it down, put it in an envelope, tear it in two, throw it away, and shut your face."

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moggerhanger · 04/09/2023 20:16

Also, for anyone who is interested, RedBubble have a range of CP merchandise. I am hoping for the otter/yellow car/lemon water bottle for Christmas.

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cakeorwine · 04/09/2023 20:25

That's brilliant.

Make sure no one steals it

ShesNoNormanPace · 04/09/2023 20:39

She'll know it’s hers, because it’s got her name on it.

Maneattraction · 04/09/2023 20:55

Your attention, please. This is an important message for all passengers hoping to fly to Nottingham: raise your ambitions.
Douglas, "Uskerty," S4

And, Flight deck buckaroo.

And, The lemon is in play. 🍋

I absolutely love this show.

I occasionally channel my inner Douglas when I am being sarcastic.

IWouldBeSuperb · 04/09/2023 20:57

I love a thread where people get my username!

Quite good?

😂

Wtafis · 04/09/2023 21:01

You cannot put one jet in a line

notprincehamlet · 04/09/2023 21:02

Hello MJN Air, is that God?

AnOwlAtAJubilee · 04/09/2023 21:05

Get dressed you merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay
For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!
It's Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day
It is Chri-i-i-i-stmas Day
Chris-y-mas Day
It is Chri-i-i-i-i-istmas Day!

Snorklette · 04/09/2023 21:07

Keep your helmet on, Buzz Lightyear..😂

DCINightingale · 04/09/2023 21:10

Then you have your choice of The Martins

Somertime · 04/09/2023 21:22

Brian's of Britain - Bob Holness

BeverlyBrook · 04/09/2023 21:28

Whispers (Did you know John finnemore co wrote the new series of good omens?)
Eeek so pleased he is hitting the big time

Fooshufflewickjbannanapants · 04/09/2023 21:43

My ten year old was pissing himself at this today on a long drive home!

cakeorwine · 04/09/2023 21:44

Do you want coffee?
No
Then coffee you shall not have!

I can think of no better word to describe Fire Truck than Fire Truck!

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