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Things you are too embarrassed to admit you don't understand

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ClassicStripe · 03/08/2023 12:47

I don't think I really understand what a fascist is.

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Amniceandgenuine · 05/08/2023 00:01

To and too !

Bassetlover · 05/08/2023 00:32

Fax machines

NeverDropYourMooncup · 05/08/2023 00:34

Amniceandgenuine · 05/08/2023 00:01

To and too !

Amnice is going to the park.

Unfortunately, the kids followed her, too.

(Extra 'o' means more/as well/lots, one 'o' is one trip, one place, one direction).

EleanorLucyG · 05/08/2023 01:27

Mallowfairy · 04/08/2023 23:23

I don't understand why gas and electricity are still going up in price when we are hearing about the huge profits these companies make. Sorry if this has been said, I don't have the energy yo look through 25 pages.

That one's kind of easy. They are private businesses, that's why. They used to be nationalised but ages ago the government sold them.

Nationalised means any profits go to the government, which spends it's money on the people (supposedly). No point in generating unnecessary large profits from the customers (the people) when those profits will end up being spent by government on the people, so prices are low and cover the cost of the company running at a small profit. A nationalised company exists to provide the people with a necessary service or product, in this case gas and electricity.

The government sold them i.e. privatised them. So now the profits go to whoever owns the company. Often a bunch of private individuals who each own a tiny proportion (a share) of the company, they're called shareholders. People with spare money to invest are shareholders. This can be anyone, including a politician or their mates. It can't be a poor person because they have no spare money to invest, it all goes on bills rent food etc. A private company exists to make money for its owners, the shareholders.

A private company can charge whatever it likes. Customers don't have to pay it, they can buy from another company or not buy it at all. Except, in this case, if they want gas and electricity they do have to buy it or they can freeze and maybe die. Everyone wants gas and electricity so even poor people pay it however high the cost. The profits of a private company don't go to the government and aren't spent on the people. The profits go to the shareholders. So when the government says "hey poor people, we'll give you some government money to pay your gas and electricity with, aren't we kind?" their behaviour is not actually driven by being kind. Because if they and their mates are shareholders, when you pay your gas and electricity, you're putting profits into their pockets. The higher the price of gas and electricity, the greater the profits. The government are not really paying poor people with that government money, they're effectively paying themselves. This is why they don't care how high the gas and electricity charges are. They pretend to care a bit and put price caps on it. But if they really cared, they wouldn't have privatised it in the first place. With the lower charges of a nationalised company, poor people wouldn't need a COL payment for their gas and electricity in order to survive. The real reason for giving poor people some government money towards the COL is so those poor people don't have to watch half their relatives die of hypothermia, feel life couldn't get any shitter, they've got nothing to lose and start rioting in the streets.

Sorry that was a bit long, and complicated!

In summary, the politicians want your money to put into their own personal bank accounts, that's why your gas and electricity costs are so high.

TheWayoftheLeaf · 05/08/2023 01:47

Spanish or French grammar. I know so so many words but can't put a sentence together because my brain won't click the structure.

SarahsHoneydew · 05/08/2023 01:59

Tennis - Deuce, Love, Match point etc etc, don’t understand it, don’t want to understand it no matter how many times my husband tries to explain it!

autienotnaughti · 05/08/2023 05:57

I don't understand electricity.

whoamI00 · 05/08/2023 06:03

driving

CatMum000 · 05/08/2023 06:23

imagine an ant crawling around s tennis ball, then imagine the ant is a little aeroplane.

DaisyDaisyDaisyDaisyDaisyDaisy · 05/08/2023 08:05

@EleanorLucyG thanks for taking the time to write that out. I kind of got it before but now it's so much clearer.

Ukrainebaby23 · 05/08/2023 08:17

Clocks going forward and back, not just daylight saving, but also when you cross time zones, u fully understand what they di, during forward, fall back etc, but I have no idea what happens to the day, is it lighter at night or in the morning, is 6am really 5am or 6am or wtf.

Ukrainebaby23 · 05/08/2023 08:21

AlfietheSchnauzer · 03/08/2023 13:25

Envy is actively wanting something someone has for yourself. Jealousy is simply wishing it was you/was yours

Nope, still dont get it, sorry.

Ukrainebaby23 · 05/08/2023 08:24

EleanorLucyG · 05/08/2023 01:27

That one's kind of easy. They are private businesses, that's why. They used to be nationalised but ages ago the government sold them.

Nationalised means any profits go to the government, which spends it's money on the people (supposedly). No point in generating unnecessary large profits from the customers (the people) when those profits will end up being spent by government on the people, so prices are low and cover the cost of the company running at a small profit. A nationalised company exists to provide the people with a necessary service or product, in this case gas and electricity.

The government sold them i.e. privatised them. So now the profits go to whoever owns the company. Often a bunch of private individuals who each own a tiny proportion (a share) of the company, they're called shareholders. People with spare money to invest are shareholders. This can be anyone, including a politician or their mates. It can't be a poor person because they have no spare money to invest, it all goes on bills rent food etc. A private company exists to make money for its owners, the shareholders.

A private company can charge whatever it likes. Customers don't have to pay it, they can buy from another company or not buy it at all. Except, in this case, if they want gas and electricity they do have to buy it or they can freeze and maybe die. Everyone wants gas and electricity so even poor people pay it however high the cost. The profits of a private company don't go to the government and aren't spent on the people. The profits go to the shareholders. So when the government says "hey poor people, we'll give you some government money to pay your gas and electricity with, aren't we kind?" their behaviour is not actually driven by being kind. Because if they and their mates are shareholders, when you pay your gas and electricity, you're putting profits into their pockets. The higher the price of gas and electricity, the greater the profits. The government are not really paying poor people with that government money, they're effectively paying themselves. This is why they don't care how high the gas and electricity charges are. They pretend to care a bit and put price caps on it. But if they really cared, they wouldn't have privatised it in the first place. With the lower charges of a nationalised company, poor people wouldn't need a COL payment for their gas and electricity in order to survive. The real reason for giving poor people some government money towards the COL is so those poor people don't have to watch half their relatives die of hypothermia, feel life couldn't get any shitter, they've got nothing to lose and start rioting in the streets.

Sorry that was a bit long, and complicated!

In summary, the politicians want your money to put into their own personal bank accounts, that's why your gas and electricity costs are so high.

Whilst thus account may have a little political bias, I basically agree, it's the same reason the NHS is f----d, greed.

Phineyj · 05/08/2023 09:02

It is also possible for a country to nationally own its own oil and gas and entirely mismanage it. See: Venezuela.

Also to own its own oil and gas and to put the proceeds into a sovereign investment fund and use them for the benefit of all. See: Norway.

The outcome has got as much to do with the competence and international bargaining power of the particular government as with the method of ownership of the natural resources.

prettygirlincrimsonrose · 05/08/2023 09:16

@Annemaria I attempted an explanation of cricket scoring above.

I like cryptic crosswords (hence username!) but I do appreciate someone explaining how certain clues work

Qwerty21 · 05/08/2023 09:33

Pinkflamingopants · 03/08/2023 12:59

Also, when a plane takes off in the UK and lands in Australia, how come it doesn’t land upside down??

You have got to be joking right?

Pinkflamingopants · 05/08/2023 09:38

@CatMum000 yes, the ant is a different way up when it is at the bottom of the ball than it is when it’s at the top. When it’s at the top the top of its body is facing north, when it’s at the bottom the top of its body is facing south.

@Qwerty21 maybe you missed the title and theme of the thread!!

dick27 · 05/08/2023 10:02

emojis, and psychopaths

Boomboom22 · 05/08/2023 10:09

Pinkflamingopants · 05/08/2023 09:38

@CatMum000 yes, the ant is a different way up when it is at the bottom of the ball than it is when it’s at the top. When it’s at the top the top of its body is facing north, when it’s at the bottom the top of its body is facing south.

@Qwerty21 maybe you missed the title and theme of the thread!!

Yes but the ants feet still touch the ball. So the ball is the ground. If you drove a toy plane around the ball it is always in the same relation to the surface of the ball, like the ant walks around. So the ant / plane is always the same way due to gravity. I guess we are all sort of upside down, no one is the same as the gradient means someone alone from you isn't on a straight line but the earth / ball is so big you can't see the gradient.

XMissPlacedX · 05/08/2023 10:16

@RichardsGear I know they don't stand on their heads. What I meant was ( a bit like a bat 🦇) how with their feet on the ground they aren't hanging upside down.

Although I know they aren't hanging like bats either, my head can't get around the logic of why they aren't ifswim.

Nutterjacks · 05/08/2023 10:19

@Ukrainebaby23

So, say if you're skint and have to stay home while your friends are out painting the town and having fun, you'd be envious of your friends because they have money and can do and go whatever they please.

If you have to share your partner with another person and you see them together sharing a kiss, you'd be jealous of the other person.

Hope I've explained that right 🙂

XMissPlacedX · 05/08/2023 10:23

@Daftasabroom Thankyou for replying without mocking me. I read out your reply to my husband who tried to explain it further to me and now I half get it Grin

Totallysinking · 05/08/2023 10:24

ChocHotolate · 03/08/2023 13:05

The difference between net & gross in terms of salary. Just can't get it to stick in my brain

Think of it as fishing net.... outside the net is gross with all the rubbish and bugs. Inside the net is just what's left (after tax)

FatCatatPaddingtonStation · 05/08/2023 10:35

For me, being butch was a statement about being out and proud, not a sense of inner masculinity. I think this is why numbers have reduced as being a gay has become more mainstream.

In the 90s, I had long hair, wore makeup etc. After I came out, I shaved off my hair and wore army combats, vests and big boots! 😂😂. I was sending out a message really. (30 years on I have long hair and wear dresses again, I am married (to a woman) and have kids and have no need to make the world aware.

So that’s my experience, and theory as to why being butch has reduced.

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