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Florida man - just for fun

95 replies

SaleOfTwoTitties · 01/08/2023 08:43

Just seen this on another site:
Google ' Florida man ' and your birthday day and month and see what results are. It's both funny and shocking!
Mine was ; Florida man caught with cocaine on his nose insists drugs were not his:

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GreenCereal · 01/08/2023 08:46

Florida man without arms charged after allegedly stabbing tourist with his feet

😂

RoxieLoxy · 01/08/2023 08:59

A Florida man is facing charges as police say he stole an alligator and attempted to throw it on a roof.

😆

Namechangedforthis60 · 01/08/2023 09:00

Florida man with half a head arrested on charges of arson and attempted murder.

so many questions!

SaleOfTwoTitties · 01/08/2023 09:01

It's shocking isn't it? I always thought florida was very sedate.

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WhatCameFirstTheChickenOrTheDickhead · 01/08/2023 09:02

Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on several occasions

Aposterhasnoname · 01/08/2023 09:04

Florida man denies syringes found in rectum are his.

tapdancingmum · 01/08/2023 09:05

Florida man worried about vampires burns down his house.

madeofcheeze · 01/08/2023 09:06

Florida Man hits vehicle then steals vehicle of Good Samaritan who stopped to help.

SaleOfTwoTitties · 01/08/2023 09:07

😆 you couldn't make it up!

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Pawtucketbrew · 01/08/2023 09:13

Florida man tossed gator through drive through window...

SaleOfTwoTitties · 01/08/2023 09:20

I'd like to think it was the same man maybe 😲? Does the drugs, has sex with a horse, crashes his car and throws some alligators about. My brain can't take it that there's lots of them.

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WhatWouldHopperDo · 01/08/2023 09:22

Pawtucketbrew · 01/08/2023 09:13

Florida man tossed gator through drive through window...

Either we have the same Birthday or this is not a one off incident!!

dogsweetdog · 01/08/2023 09:23

Florida man, 70, slams child because playground was too noisy, police say.

Getdowngetdown · 01/08/2023 09:24

Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce - wow

WhatWouldHopperDo · 01/08/2023 09:24

DH just did his

Florida man caught with cocaine in his car tells cops ‘it blew in the window’ !!

AnchorWHAT · 01/08/2023 09:27

Florida man arrested after having public sex with a dog, damaging church nativity scene 😲

MintIcecreams · 01/08/2023 09:29

Florida man had sex with dog in front of people; damaged church property, tries stealing car: police

rickandmorts · 01/08/2023 09:31

Florida man accused of attacking his mom when she wouldn't dress his mannequin.

Wtf 😵

ProperCupofTea · 01/08/2023 09:31

Florida man groped princess at Magic Kingdom

Teapleasebobb · 01/08/2023 09:32

Florida man throws Christmas tree at wife after being asked to help with dinner

mnahmnah · 01/08/2023 09:34

Florida Man Arrested After Praising the Lord While Highway-Surfing His CadillacThe 70-year-old said he’d “rather go to jail than go back home” to his supposedly demanding wife

RenoDakota · 01/08/2023 09:36

A Florida man repeatedly sexually assaulted a horse named Mariah.

OneWildNightWithJBJ · 01/08/2023 09:39

Florida man arrested for pelting girlfriend with McDonald’s sweet and sour packets!

AnchorWHAT · 01/08/2023 09:39

MintIcecreams · 01/08/2023 09:29

Florida man had sex with dog in front of people; damaged church property, tries stealing car: police

Same man or is this just a common occurrence, let me guess birthday early December? 😂

MNetcurtains · 01/08/2023 09:40

Naked burglar bursts into Florida woman's home, tries on her clothes, rolls around in yard