Florida man - just for fun

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Just seen this on another site:
Google ' Florida man ' and your birthday day and month and see what results are. It's both funny and shocking!
Mine was ; Florida man caught with cocaine on his nose insists drugs were not his:

A Florida man found a grenade while fishing and then took the explosive to Taco Bell

Florida man hid legless fugitive girlfriend in plastic tote.

Florida Man Crashes Lawn Mower Into Police Car

Naked Florida man stood in a fire and chanted ‘gibberish.’ Mushrooms did it, cops say

Florida Man Turns Himself In For Killing His Imaginary Friend. Geoff G***d, 37 years old, has found himself in a lot of trouble after he admitted to murdering his imaginary friend.

Love it 🤣🤣🤣

Florida Man Arrested After Telling A Playground Full Of Kids Where Babies Come From

Florida man throws baby at deputy following wild high-speed chase
😧

Florida Man offers to pay Police Officer a hamburger for oral sex.

Florida man kicked chicken like a field goal

@PearlHandle Birthday triplets :high5

We also got this one Florida man busted after trying to steal from Walmart during ‘shop with a cop’ event

Florida man high on flakka attacked officer, said he was God, had sex with tree
Wow!

Florida man hits mum with Pizza

Florida man accused of lashing out at fast food workers over lack of lettuce

Fugitive Florida man on bike hoped 'hideous' blonde wig disguise would help him evade deputies, police say.

😂

Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant and munching on ramen

Florida man interrupts Hurricane Matthew live tv report to yell "Dicks out for Harambe"

Florida man hits mother, stuffed dumplings in her mouth for refusing to dress his mannequin?!

Florida man tries on baby clothes while holding woman hostage

Florida man busted after tantrum about bacon.

Or, Florida man dubbed pooping perpetrator sought by police

I can’t decide which one I like best

Florida man arrested for accidentally shooting bear that was trying to eat his trash.

I hope everyone is using a fake birthday. This is often a way to get your data online.

"Florida man caught with his pecker in his hand and a pickle..." (up his arse while masturbating.)

🤣

Florida man accused of hitting wife with Christmas tree after being asked to help with dinner.

Florida Woman is having a less fun time.

This would be today's example - high threshold for alleging she was defending herself from an abusive partner.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-woman-imprisoned-warning-shot-released-prison-thanksgiving/story?id=21042225

Florida Man Asks Walmart Employee For 'Anything That Would Kill 200 People'