Florida man - just for fun

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Just seen this on another site:
Google ' Florida man ' and your birthday day and month and see what results are. It's both funny and shocking!
Mine was ; Florida man caught with cocaine on his nose insists drugs were not his:

You sweet summer child!

Florida is notorious for having absolute nutters. "Florida Man" has been a thing for as long as there's been the internet, I think.

One of the many choice Florida Man stories for Christmas Day is :

CLEARWATER, Fla. >> Florida authorities said they found cocaine and methamphetamine wrapped around a man’s penis during a traffic stop, but the man denied the drugs were his.

Florida man claiming to be Alice in Wonderland says 'hookah-smoking caterpillar' told him to destroy liquor store with forklift 😂

It's the freedom of information laws. Weird crap happens everywhere, it isn't always as easy to find it publish though. 🤭

Ditto, haha. Though in the photo it looks like he has a lot more going on than telling kids where babies come from!

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/skbaer/this-man-was-arrested-after-telling-playground-kids-babies-c

Florida man used flamethrower to settle parking dispute

Forida man accused of stealing crossbow by shoving it down his sweatpants

Oh my! This is the first I've heard of this, although it's obviously been long running.
It's the gift that keeps on giving .

Florida man steals alligator from golf course tries 'teaching' it a lesson by throwing it on roof of bar
🤣

Florida man arrested after telling playground where babies come from

Florida man accused of killing dancing flamingo is hit by truck and killed before trial
😯

Florida man claims cocaine blown into car by wind.

DH-Florida man steals 'gator from mini-golf.

Florida Man Throws Toilet Through School Board Building Window in Illinois, Is Arrested Sitting on Another

I think we have the same birthday!! 10 July?

Florida man doesn't remember taking alligator into liquor store.
And....
Florida man buys $140,000 Porsche using cheque printed at home

Florida man fatally shoots mom after he ‘lost it’ over argument about orange juice

Deputy Shoots Naked Florida Man With Crossbow Who Claimed Aliens Were After Him

Florida Man Arrested After Landing On U.S. Capitol Lawn

Florida man arrested for having an 'I eat ass' bumper sticker 🫤

Y’all good with posting your birthday publicly?

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/03/that-florida-man-challenge-phish-or-menace/

Without a second piece of identifying information, like a name or an email address, what’s the use of one’s date of birth? Millions of people were born on the 29th September or whatever. They wouldn’t even be able to break into my mumsnet account with that, never mind something relevant.

On Facebook or Twitter, if you post publicly and use your real name, then I agree.