What is something you’ve never done?

[SomethingIveNeverDone]

I’ll start.

I’ve never been to a wedding that wasn’t my own. My parents hate weddings so we never went to them when we were children, and now I’m a single parent the ones I get invited to I have to swerve as they’re either child free or have never met my DC to invite them (work colleagues for example) because I have no childcare – said parents won’t help me with childcare and ExH is very unreliable with contact.

Anyone else?

Never worn jeans and trainers combo
Never seen The Wizard of Oz
Never had a dog

Been on the pill
Been a bridesmaid
Been to a hen party
Been to a baby shower
Been remotely tempted to get a tattoo/ try drugs
Watched Pretty Woman
Been to Nando's

I have never drunk cow's milk, tea or coffee.

I think @continentallentil meant the opportunity to do it would have to land in her lap (sorry if you were making a joke and I read it straight!)

Smoked a cigarette (or any other substance)

Never watched Love Island, The Kardashian, TOWIE, Geordie Shore etc.

Never been a bridesmaid (wanted to be when I was young)

Never had a daughter

Never had a relationship with a nice man

Never been arrested

Never had a tattoo

Never smoked

Never taken drugs

Never voted Conservative

Never had an operation

I've never had anyone love me

I've never believed in any sort of God/religion.

Eaten a Big Mac

Been to a spa day/break
had a manicure
been skiing

Never had my dad pick me up from school
Never been on a hen do
Never been 'the fit one' out of the group
Never not felt nervous about my card being declined
Never taken any drugs apart from weed
Never woken up next to any man apart from my ex
Never been bored on my own
Never felt anxious on a flight

Painted my toenails

Changed a nappy

Had a gel manicure (don't fancy it)

Worn false eyelashes (don't fancy it)

Killed someone (don't fancy it)

Changed a nappy (childfree)

Gone skydiving (hate heights)

Shot a deer (too cute to shoot)

Bought an air fryer (one day I will. I should)

Had a tattoo (don't like them)

Had a threesome (not interested)

Used an Apple iPhone or any Apple products (expensive)

Never watched Star Wars
Never ridden a horse

Never been a bridesmaid, had a threesome/orgy, taken cocaine or heroine, been to a wedding other than my own, sung on karaoke by myself, used a deep fat fryer, purchased from those TV shopping channels, owned a dog or cat, had a tattoo, had a same sex relationship, gone to the cinema alone, eaten ribs from a Chinese takeaway.

*heroin, ffs