What is something you’ve never done?

[SomethingIveNeverDone]

I’ll start.

I’ve never been to a wedding that wasn’t my own. My parents hate weddings so we never went to them when we were children, and now I’m a single parent the ones I get invited to I have to swerve as they’re either child free or have never met my DC to invite them (work colleagues for example) because I have no childcare – said parents won’t help me with childcare and ExH is very unreliable with contact.

Anyone else?

Been ice skating

Swum in a lake

Watched porn

I’ve never cooked chips in a deep fat fryer.

Drunk tea
Been a bridesmaid
Clicked my fingers (I can't)

Played any type of football
Swum (I can't and have no desire to learn)
Drunk bubble tea (it sounds disgusting)
Walked on a tightrope
Bathed another human
Been on an archaeological dig

Kissed a girl

Drunk a pint of beer

Drunk a cup of tea

Taken a selfie.

Lived alone.

Moved from parents house into a flat with then boyfriend (now dh) and bought a house from there. We have dc now, so if we ever split, I still won't be alone 🤣

Never went to uni
Never driven a left hand vehicle
Never owned a pet snake (as much as I've always wanted to)
Never had a pet smaller than a chihuahua

Swim with my eyes open under water

Never eaten KFC
Never seen a Star Wars film
Never been on a cruise
Never played an instrument- successfully

Died.
Let's hope that continues

@caringcarer, born and brought up in a remote cottage along a river bank, half a mile walk from the nearest road and vehicle access. Now live up a single track lane about a mile from the nearest village.

Never
Eaten turkey
Stroked a dog
Mown a lawn
Been to Wimbledon ( tennis)

Another one
Owned an air fryer

Never:

Seen a dead body
Smoked
Had a one night stand
Skinny dipped

Why would you have to land on your lap? That indeed would be madness. Most people go for bums

Married 27 years and I’ve never washed the car or used the lawnmower.

Hit a cows arse with a banjo!

Been to Nando’s.

Eaten a kebab , skied , worn a wedding dress , taken drugs , lived alone , gone running , been on a mates holiday , been to a concert , watched Dirty Dancing , been to a Sunday church service , been christened .

Never seen any Star Wars film. Never owned a car.

Had a spa day.

I’m hearing this in the voice of Charlene singing ‘I’ve never been to me’.😀

Never sent or received a valentine card.
Never sent or received an anniversary card, I’ve been married twice.

Never been to Scotland or Ireland

Never watched braveheart (I'm Scottish and this seems to always be a shock to everyone)