I hate gnomes, what's your pet hate?

[FancyFran]

Just a thread for fun. I have been reading the funeral ones in classics and it reminded me of my late mother. We bought a beautiful cottage in a posh village and I returned home from a holiday to find gnomes in my flower beds.
I got my own back by burying her in a sparkly Bet Lynch top (I had asked her what she wanted to wear at her demise she said 'suprise me, but I'll be dead'.My mother enjoyed black humour as her best friend was a Vicar and she had been a police officer. I still hate gnomes and spotted them in our new village this week. AIBU?

Soulmate Day ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤💫🙏

@EllaRaines , you are like a woman on a rampage! I love it!

@Ohyoudodoyou not a chance of getting a service from me even if he looked like Barry Gibb Circa 1977.

@cassiatwenty
What, me or the shirtless, gnome loving chap?

Both 🥰

Ah now that's a very niche fetish.

Bastard wind chimes

You're uninvited to our bbq!

Saw a dude reading a book at the gym.

You're not fooling anyone!

Jogging with a dog or dogs in tow.

Huskies and sled dogs are bred to pull and move at a continuous running or trotting gate.

Your average dog isn't. I see idiots wearing their padded trainers with their poor dogs pounding a hard surface behind them and it's just awful. Especially in hot weather.

I recently had to stop a man who was clearly very fit and athletic and he had his French Bulldog gasping behind trying to keep up with him.

He had no idea what a brachycephalic breed was and that his dog was that type!

He had not realised about the hot surface of the pavement or roads.

Self service tills, obviously.

Skirts and Billy Bolt ons on cars.

Marks in Bicester have self service tills. I am not paying those prices to serve myself.

Cinnamon jelly beans.

@FancyFran exactly. I don't work there so why should I have to scan my shopping.

Letterboxes at ground level.

People that dominate threads..... oh wait!

This. Hope one day it becomes the height of naffness. Especially for over 30's.

@EllaRaines
You're fine.
In the words of Mrs Doyle, you know you want to.

Recent house purchaser me and all the for sale houses had purple master bedrooms. Usually with crushed velvet and faux silk duvets. Crystal mirrors.

Why? Did Elizabeth Taylor sleep there or are they holding séances?

Pea shoots
Those little fuckers get plonked on everything now , egg on toast add pea shoots, full fry up add pea shoots
they bring absolutely nothing to the party and are pointless

People not thanking me when I let them through (driving) I pisses me off so much

So true 🤣🤣🤣

@bladebladebla1 pet hate of mine too.

However 'skuse me'. I think they mean excuse me please.

Another thing that really pisses me off - people having LOUD conversations on their phone when in a public place. I'm currently treating myself to a pedicure, and the woman next to me has been jabbering non-stop to someone about Love Island. Ffsake.