What is the benchmark for the worst film you’ve ever seen?

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Whenever you get a film that’s been rated poorly, what is the film you say “well it can’t be as bad as xxx”

Ours is Beaster Bunny. Not even my type of film. It’s one of dh’s million dollar movie craps. Except it was so bad he insisted I had to watch some of it, just so I can see how bad it was.

And it was baaaad. Like how on earth did this get released let alone even made bad.

😂😂😂 full of great lines. I think it’s DW2 where the poor British lady that he’s found (very temporary) happiness with goes ‘let’s get smashed!’ while clinking her cocktail about. I always say that when I pour a drink, sometimes out loud 😂

Sorry I meant “the love guru” with Mike myers

Don't Mess with the Zohan - I can watch nearly anything but I turned this off

Awe, I loved the Beaster bunny!! It was absolutely awful, but it was hilarious, the hideous acting and clichés.

Tree of Life.

The Fourth Protocol.

Austin Powers

Clerks. Arty twaddle. I walked out.

The Room.

But it's a cult classic for a reason, it's very entertaining in it's shitness.

The Northman - recent ish with Nicole Kidman and Alex what’s his name

awful truly awful

Mama mia. I thought they were joking at first.

To be fair though, there are a lot of bad films about, mostly but not exclusively Hollywood.

Cats.
I couldn't believe what I was watching! Beyond terrible, all those well respected actors purring and licking their paws. So embarrassing.
Dame Judy, it was not your finest hour!

Open Water.
A whole film of two people floating with a totally depressing ending. Paid to see it at the cinema too

Red sparrow.

Movie 43. For the cast it had, it shouldn’t have been anywhere near as bad as it was. Absolutely terrible movie.

The new candyman. The original was so good.

Cloud Atlas, three hours later and I was still none the wiser as to what it was about. Either that or Sausage Party 🤷‍♀️

Cloud Atlas

Well, it used to be Hereditary.
But then I, stupidly, not realising it was also an Ari Aster film, spent three hours of my life watching Beau Is Afraid. Dear, fucking God.

@untrusting would you like some sausages?! Who are you? A fucking English Bobby?!

For me, Tom Cruise Rock of Ages, awful!

Salt

Awwww I love Dirty Dancing 2 😂

I cant think of a truly awful film I've seen recently but Cats probably deserves its mention here ...

The Harry Hill Movie. I don't think I need to say anything else.

Room

Fucking shite

Another vote for 'Lost In Translation'. Never was a film more aptly named but TBF I did struggle through it.

I'll happily watch most shite but the film I've most recently hit the kill button on was 'Dogville'. I should have done the same on 'The Science Of Sleep' and 'The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus'. Both utter drivel. Likewise 'Les Miserables'. Singing drivel.

Also
The human caterpillar.
Nonsense