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Do people CHOOSE when they poo?

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Newnamenewname109870 · 16/06/2023 20:28

TMI!!

Just read a thread about going at someone else’s house and how you should wait until your own place, that kind of thing.

Is it weird that I only go if I really need to go, like I’m kind of desperate? There’s no way I could wait and go at a particular place of time like wait until the event’s over. I either need to go or I don’t.

OP posts:
BillieShears · 16/06/2023 22:26

My ex trained himself not to poo at festivals, which is some feat.

WiddlinDiddlin · 16/06/2023 22:28

HollyFern1110 · 16/06/2023 22:22

Strange question but have you ever had a colonoscopy?

My bowel is exactly like that & I have Diverticulitis.

No... I probably should. I have gastropariesis as a side effect of Ehlers Danlos and some nerve damage in my lower back that also affects my legs, I think part of the problem is that - i often am not accurate about how much I need to go, how urgent it actually is, how full my bladder is, or isn't... mm.

But I suspect something else occurring also!

bonfirebash · 16/06/2023 22:30

I try not to go anywhere but home after someone made a comment when I was about 15. It stayed with me and I'm too embarrassed to go outside the house so I would rather wait
Wouldn't judge anyone else for it though because well that's what toilets are for

DeliciouslyDecadent · 16/06/2023 22:30

I can't choose.
I go perhaps 3 x a day or more usually twice. I can sometimes put if off for a while but I don't think that's a good idea.

Usually after breakfast, maybe again an hour later, and then possibly after lunch.

My bowels are active but it's rarely diarrhea. I eat quite a lot of fruit and veg.

I often go in public loos if necessary.

I find queuing in shops often brings on an urge for some reason, and definitely when I'm anxious.

SliceOfCakeCupOfTea · 16/06/2023 22:31

I have a friend who has put herself in hospital before through not pooing and I'm the opposite. I've pooed in everyone house and every place I've been really...

Livinginaclock · 16/06/2023 22:34

Kanaloa · 16/06/2023 22:10

I think most people can choose to an extent. Most healthy adults anyway! Of course I can’t choose exactly when I want to go, but I can recognise that I need to go and still not shit myself when necessary. If you can’t hold it at all, do you struggle with long journeys? I mean what do you do if you’re on the motorway and aren’t close to any stops?

Buscopan, Immodium and not eating for a day beforehand.
I do a lot of long journeys and have IBS, you learn strategies.

Kanaloa · 16/06/2023 22:36

Livinginaclock · 16/06/2023 22:34

Buscopan, Immodium and not eating for a day beforehand.
I do a lot of long journeys and have IBS, you learn strategies.

Well I did say most healthy adults! Of course it’s different if you have an illness or similar. When I was waiting for surgery, and sometimes when I’ve been pregnant, it was different. But op asked if it was weird, and (while I wouldn’t use the word weird) I don’t think it’s normal for a healthy adult to feel they can’t hold in the toilet for any length of time.

SomethingNastyInTheGenePool · 16/06/2023 22:43

@DeliciouslyDecadent At last, I’ve found my poo twin! Up to four times a day, but AFAIK I don’t have IBS or any sort of bum condition. I try to avoid pooing in other people’s houses, but if I have to, I have to.
I love a well-appointed department store or hotel lobby loo.

ZenNudist · 16/06/2023 22:44

Sometimes I get the feeling I need to poo but it's not urgent and I ignore it. Other times mainly at home I'm unable to hold it in. I had curry yesterday and today has been a bit hairy! Then Sometimes I'm constipated and I sit for ages then jump up and down a bit , then sit , then give up, then manage about half a poo, which is unpleasant.

Lipolass · 16/06/2023 22:48

I have IBS and stress makes it worse. Unfortunately, I now worry about needing to go while I’m out and that inevitably means I need to do so….. It causes me so much anxiety and these weirdos who don’t want guests pooing in their house make it a thousand times worse! I always carry a VIPoo spray with me, just in case!

Kinsters · 16/06/2023 22:49

I would never poop anywhere other than home unless I was unwell. I just don't get an urge to go unless I'm at home (obviously if we're at a hotel or staying with someone then I'll go there).

Coastalcreeksider · 16/06/2023 22:54

I hate going outside of my home and find I get anxious if I think I might need to go if I'm out.

I always carry loads of folded loo paper in my bag or pockets of jackets and I also have a loo spray so if I do have to go in public loo, it does help to feel less embarrassed about going.

My friend has IBD and recently out walking the dog she got to her front door desperate to get to the loo but just couldn't make it in time. She's had to dive behind bushes in the past when out as she needed to go so quickly.

She's had a poo at my house numerous times over the years, I'd never think she or anyone else was bad mannered in having a poo in my toilet.

When you've gotta go, you've gotta go!

User12376598 · 16/06/2023 23:02

DH keeps some of those TravelJohn bags in the car in case of emergency

ALongHardWinter · 16/06/2023 23:06

I'm extremely lucky as I practically always need to go within about 10 minutes of getting up in the morning. I very rarely need to go while I'm out,or in someone else's house.

whatausername · 16/06/2023 23:07

Sunshineandflipflops · 16/06/2023 21:00

Bloody hell…everyone poos! If I need to go, I find the nearest toilet and go. I mean, that’s literally what they are for!

if I try and hold it I feel uncomfortable and generally quite windy, which I think can be worse for those around you than just going and doing what everyone does pretty much every day!

I don’t tend to go until I’m really ready though so really doesn’t take any longer than a wee!

But the wiping! That takes longer than a pee. It's rather a while to get to spotless sometimes!

Archieforever · 16/06/2023 23:10

I find the post weirdly reassuring.
I have had IBS for years and as we don’t talk freely about our bowel habits in this country I have always wondered if I’m not normal because when I need to go, I need to go and go into a panic if I can’t get to a toilet in time but now I feel quite assured that there are many others like me.
My Nan used to hold her poo in all day long when she was at work and would only go in her own loo, she did this for years and years. She died from bowel cancer, I’ll never know if that had any impact on her long term bowel health but I’ve always been a believer that you shouldn’t hold it in even if you have control. Go when your body gives you the signal.

PermanentTemporary · 16/06/2023 23:12

No IBS but i often can't hold it, I would say it ends up in my pants about 4 times a year, and I'm usually in a rush heading to the loo. I once had a large ball of dry stool roll out of my trouser leg as I dashed for the work loo, and a colleague was walking down the corridor towards me - I leaned down, grabbed it, kept going and hoped for the best. As a result I will use any toilet that's available, I have zero problems with that at least.

FinallyHere · 16/06/2023 23:15

Interesting to read about the range of reactions. DH is the IBS end of the spectrum, often suffers bowel and bladder urgency, especially in new or unfamiliar circumstances.

Mine all close up unless they are in familiar circumstances.

When I start a new job, or visit a new site, there will be a period of time when all bowel related activity just closes down. At some point, i will feel the urge and know that my body is now used to this new location.

On holiday, I have to be quite careful as left to themselves my bowels would close up for the duration. A careful regime of lots of bulky vegetables, good strong espresso and drinking senna pods tea last thing at night can usually combine to keep me regular.

On our first holiday together, years ago before I had worked out how to manage things, I still felt a bit shy sharing a small apartment with now DH, in the first weeks as s couple. My bowels had decided not to join in the holiday and held them selves aloof for the first few days. I was just beginning to feel a tad uncomfortable, when....

We had been driving around in the hire car, I had forgotten something , possibly sunglasses. Eventually 2BDH dropped me off at our apartment for me to run in and get them, I expected to be out again in seconds.

The minute I crossed the threshold, I could feel my bowels saying hey, we have the place to ourselves, let's party on down.

I thought it was an very promising sign that he didn't even comment on how long I had been, given I said I would just pick up my glasses.

It took decades before we could honestly come anywhere near talking about state of our bowels.

True love 🤭

HatchetJob · 16/06/2023 23:17

I worked with someone who only went at home.

if she went abroad for 2 weeks. She didn’t go AT ALL. She had a return flight cancelled and the holiday was 2 days longer and she said she was desperate.
I have to go every day. I do not understand.

FridayNeverHesitate · 16/06/2023 23:17

On a similar but different note, I'm always amazed by those stories of people whose houses have been burgled and the burglars left a poo on the bed. Quite apart from how disgusting this is, I always find myself wondering how the burglars manage to poo on demand like that. I mean, I usually poo at more or less the same time every day. Occasionally it happens at a different time, but it certainly isn't under my conscious control. I literally couldn't make myself poo if my life depended on it.

While we're on the subject (sorry), I wonder the same thing about anal sex. Surely it doesn't work if the recipient has a full rectum? But again, how does he (or she) empty it if it's not their time? We're back to pooing on demand again - how?! Or do they have to time their encounters for when the recipient has just opened their bowels - which must make for some very rushed mornings for those who always go half an hour after breakfast.

Anyway, as you were, OP.

Catsmere · 17/06/2023 00:13

My bowels make that decision!

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FridayNeverHesitate · 16/06/2023 23:17

On a similar but different note, I'm always amazed by those stories of people whose houses have been burgled and the burglars left a poo on the bed. Quite apart from how disgusting this is, I always find myself wondering how the burglars manage to poo on demand like that. I mean, I usually poo at more or less the same time every day. Occasionally it happens at a different time, but it certainly isn't under my conscious control. I literally couldn't make myself poo if my life depended on it.

While we're on the subject (sorry), I wonder the same thing about anal sex. Surely it doesn't work if the recipient has a full rectum? But again, how does he (or she) empty it if it's not their time? We're back to pooing on demand again - how?! Or do they have to time their encounters for when the recipient has just opened their bowels - which must make for some very rushed mornings for those who always go half an hour after breakfast.

Anyway, as you were, OP.

I've read (years ago) that burglars are often in a state of fear/tension while they are doing the job, and it's not out of an urge to defile the victim's home that they do a crap.

Reigateforever · 17/06/2023 00:20

Usually after my morning black sugarless coffee except when on holiday because I am not eating the same diet with of lots of fresh fruit and veg.

Livinginaclock · 17/06/2023 00:22

FridayNeverHesitate · 16/06/2023 23:17

On a similar but different note, I'm always amazed by those stories of people whose houses have been burgled and the burglars left a poo on the bed. Quite apart from how disgusting this is, I always find myself wondering how the burglars manage to poo on demand like that. I mean, I usually poo at more or less the same time every day. Occasionally it happens at a different time, but it certainly isn't under my conscious control. I literally couldn't make myself poo if my life depended on it.

While we're on the subject (sorry), I wonder the same thing about anal sex. Surely it doesn't work if the recipient has a full rectum? But again, how does he (or she) empty it if it's not their time? We're back to pooing on demand again - how?! Or do they have to time their encounters for when the recipient has just opened their bowels - which must make for some very rushed mornings for those who always go half an hour after breakfast.

Anyway, as you were, OP.

I'm laughing at the first bit more than I probably should.
Maybe they bring a poo along with them?
Wrapped in clingfilm, or in a sandwich bag or something?

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