If food was only fuel and there were no health or weight consequences..

[NiceSausage]

What would you eat?
Total Fantasy Disclaimer : Like say food had no nutritional requirement and was neutral in it's effects, and only existed to give us pure energy. We would also have to assume all foods gave the exact same energy so no hierarchies could exist.

I personally would eat peanut butter toasties often, not that I don't partake already, but much more often. I would also eat a LOT of Tesco Finest Pizza. I'm not to fussed about sugar but I would gorge on the savouries; cheese, fancy oily crackers and mayo.
I also love salad and would likely compliment this with a mountain of frites or sausage. & OMG SAUSAGE ROLLS!
Maybe I would eat like Elvis, for a short time.

In reality, I love my food and enjoy it, but for health reasons I do opt for moderation, and would probably get tired of excess pretty fast.

Aaaand another disclaimer - this is lighthearted fun.

Curry with enormous fluffy naan breads
Chocolate fudge cake
Cheese on toast
Buttery mashed potato

Pizza
Cake
Strawberries
Chocolate
Milkshakes
Ice cream

Interestingly if someone was cooking for me I would change all my preferences and go with stuff like
Halloumi salad
Tom yum soup
Roast chicken dinner

I would eat loads of pringles and other crisps

The rest of my diet would stay the same. I'm slim but don't eat as many crisps as I'd like.

Nachos with all the dips, sliced chillis and cheese melted piled up on top followed up by many, many cakes of all varieties.

In reality though, after four days pigging out on junk at Christmas I long for fruit and healthy things. So I'm going to have to say I'd end up eating a balanced diet.

Curry —- sooooo much curry
crisps
hummus
lovely cheese
Loads of chocolate

Pastry! I try to avoid it because it's so ridiculously high in unsaturated fat, but I love pies and pastries. And cheese, ALL the cheeses!

Cinnabon cinnamon rolls
A cheese board
Vietnamese coffee with loads of condensed milk
Warm bread with real salted butter

I'm currently on weight watchers and these are the foods I wish I could pig out on

Boxes and boxes of expensive Belgian chocolates

Kebab and chips

Chinese takeaways

Chip shop chips

Cheese and cold meats

Cheese!! 🧀 With pretty much every meal!
Pizza
Macaroni cheese
Cheese toasties
Cheese & crackers

You get the idea

Basics of my diet would stay the same but I would have a pudding after dinner every day and a slice of cake mid morning

I would have a box of naice chocolates on the go all the time and eat 3 or 4 whenever I fancied

In hot weather I would eat ice cream every day (2 big scoops of whatever I fancy)

Breakfast, lunch & dinner I would continue with same things I currently eat

Scones with jam and the thickest cream imaginable.
Cheese for every meal.
Roast potatoes.

Mostly truffles, the chocolate kind.

cheese is popular as it should be!

A few more to add:

Cornetto's
very buttery mash potato
Choc fudge cake or pudding with cream
mixed merry puff pastry pie with cream or custard
and more peanut butter, from the jar, with a large spoon.

Sweet chilli chicken pizza
Crisps
Curry
Chips
Nachos
Dauphinois potatoes
Chicken
Chorizo

And all of the above washed down with lots and lots of Pinot Grigio.

I’m very much a savoury girl!

It would depend - I feel physically healthier or unhealthy depending on what I eat - would my feeling that way be affected?

If I'd still feel different, I'd eat as I do. If not, I'd ditch the veg I'm not bothered about and never touch a salad again.

Tartiflette for dinner every night. I don’t think I’d ever get sick of it.

toast

With full fat Coke or frappes to drink.

No, in this fantasy food couldnt make you gain/loose weight or feel any kind of health effect, just pure energy. Taste and texture would be everything!
In this case someone living on bakewell tarts and nutella could never have an adverse effect!

Piping hot chipper chips with plenty salt n vinegar. 😋

Cheese
Pasta
Crisps
Pizza
Bread and butter (to include toast of course).

So. Much. Gluten.

And crisps.

Basically, gluten and crisps, all day, every day, nonstop.

Bread, butter, cheese, crackers, roasted meat, roast potatoes, curries, rice-based everything, pickles, marmite, crisps, potato snacks, twigletts, peanut butter, fruit crumbles, steamed syrup sponge, belgian buns, wine, apple juice, flat white coffees.

So much bread. With proper butter.
Then homemade chips, or chip shop chips.
So much cheese (Camembert and bread would feature heavily)
Lots of pastry
Honey roasted cashews from M&S by the bucket load
lots of wine

A breakfast rota of almond croissant, white fluffy toasts or, cooked brekkie or american pancakes

I would have elevenses with a slice of cake or cheese scone

Lunch would be and all the cheeses and cold meats, fresh brezd

Afternoon crisps and nibbles with dips

Dinner would have more carbs than now

Id have a posh chocolate each evening.

Id still eat fruit, veg and salad and healthy stuff as i like it.

Those Dairy milk with Oreo chocolate bars all the time, plus code suppers from the chippy and monster munch pickled onion