If food was only fuel and there were no health or weight consequences..

[NiceSausage]

What would you eat?
Total Fantasy Disclaimer : Like say food had no nutritional requirement and was neutral in it's effects, and only existed to give us pure energy. We would also have to assume all foods gave the exact same energy so no hierarchies could exist.

I personally would eat peanut butter toasties often, not that I don't partake already, but much more often. I would also eat a LOT of Tesco Finest Pizza. I'm not to fussed about sugar but I would gorge on the savouries; cheese, fancy oily crackers and mayo.
I also love salad and would likely compliment this with a mountain of frites or sausage. & OMG SAUSAGE ROLLS!
Maybe I would eat like Elvis, for a short time.

In reality, I love my food and enjoy it, but for health reasons I do opt for moderation, and would probably get tired of excess pretty fast.

Aaaand another disclaimer - this is lighthearted fun.

This is tricky! It's hard to separate out just taste versus how food makes me feel. This is what you mean? I'm actually not sure if I would eat much different to how I do now, as food that makes me feel crap doesn't taste nice to me anymore either. Is cost still an issue?

Probably bacon, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes on smashed avo sourdough toast or porridge with sultanas, walnuts and stewed rhubarb. Kefir, frozen blueberry and frozen banana smoothie. A few different things on rotation for dinner like lamb rogan josh or jalfrezi, keema shepherd's pie, beef casserole, jerk chicken with rice and peas. 100% cocoa chocolate.

Probably hourly black coffee if no ill effects!

Full English every day or eggs Benedict

Mid morning coffee and cake

Burger, fries, coleslaw, coke. Choc cake and red wine for pudding

Mid afternoon cake, maybe an espresso

Onion bhaji and poppodums. Chicken dupiaza, rice, garlic naan, veg curry. Red wine.

Probably some some of cheese toastie supper, or a poutine

This was apparently my grandmother's usual breakfast when she lived in the former soviet union.

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We need to know more about this Grandma!!

Cake. That is all.

I’d also put extra thick double cream on said cake.

Toffee crisps.
Cake.

@ManonDe - your Gran is my kind of woman and I hope you salute her by at least having that breakfast a few times a year!

Maple and pecan slices. I love them, but for nearly 500 calories and not really that filling I try and resist more often than not!

A LOT of brie.
Probably some other things, but I'd like to live with a wedge of brie in hand.

This thread is evidence that human bodies are a flawed design
It should be this way in real life! Ma vie en chocolat!

I’m on a mega strict diet atm for medical reasons so this is a great fantasy for me.
A days menu:
Granola w yoghurt/honey blueberries/banana
croisssnt
latte
freshly squeezed orange juice
could also go for eggy bread or a full fry up!!!

snack: Belgian choc biccies

lunch: egg mayo sandwich on sourdough w tomato and Lettuce, crisps, apple. Or cheese toastie

Another coffee

tea: carrot cake w cream cheese icing

dinner: either really good macaroni cheese w salad and garlic bread and a Diet Coke. Or curry w popadoms w a cobra beer from dh excellent Indian

Crusts of white bread with butter
White toast with butter and marmalade
Tesco or Asda milk chocolate
Coffee creams
Cherry bakewells
Apple or rhubarb crumble and custard

Kedgeree and mangoes!

Venison stew, Cullen skink, sushi, all the vegetables.

Raspberries, brambles, meringue & cream.
Real chocolate mousse.
Chocolate hazelnut biscotti dunked in red wine.

Strong sweet cardamom coffee, all day long (if no effect).

Loads of Japanese, Indian and Chinese food. Yum!
Then when I go to the States I'd eat so much - the brunches there are amazing! Pancakes, bacon, French toast, more bacon...

@ManonDe Oh I want to try that!

This sounds pretty much perfect to me.

I think I might just spend the rest of my life and all of my life savings going on eating holidays around the world. Or stay at home and have a takeaway and as much cheesecake as I want every day.

I love this. I would do this too.

I’d also have white bread toast w loads of butter and peanut butter!!!

Yes, I'd probably do the same. I mostly eat food because it's what I like anyway. So it would be about the extras, like proper icecream, Christmas pudding with extra thick double cream, countless strong black coffees.

All the things you describe is pretty much my diet anyway 😅 apart from the pizza as it doesn't fit in my air fryer. Everything comes with a side of salad to include avocado and mozzarella