Noisy hot tub sex session

[Claire1200]

Our neighbours two doors down were in their hot tub at 6.30 this evening when they started having incredibly loud sex for about 15 minutes (primarily her moaning 'oh god' leading up to her pretty much screaming). We were in the garden with our 4 year old and had to take him inside as he was asking a lot of questions about the sounds. I'm quite disgusted that someone would think that acceptable at a family friendly time of day. A friend suggested an anonymous note telling them I don't wish to be involved in their sex life, but they have a ring doorbell so it wouldn't be very anonymous. How do I get the message across for them to get a room without causing red faces all round?

Sneak over in the dead of night and pour ten jars of bisto in the horrible thing.

Or empty a bottle of (preferably cheap) bubble bath into lit.

I would be brazen enough to go around with my child and say to then we just wanted to make them aware that all the neighbours could hear their hot tub shenanigans and say my child has been asking questions about the noises so can they explain to them what was happening! Should stop them in their tracks!

No nasties if they have good hot tub chemical maintenance.

Just what I was thinking. Must have stayed in a hundred hotels over the years and every single one had self closing doors.

I think some saddoes get a sick kick out of knowing others can hear them having sex. It's vile.

Ah, I get you. One of (ahem) those hotels.

I would be shouting shut up. Knock on and give them a nice message to remind them that not all kids go to bed before 6pm and that they do have neighbours!

Best idea yet !

Hahah

I’d just shout, ‘For God’s sake, take it inside, there are kids around, you know.’

Repeatedly, until it spoiled their shag.