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Noisy hot tub sex session

110 replies

Claire1200 · 15/05/2023 19:44

Our neighbours two doors down were in their hot tub at 6.30 this evening when they started having incredibly loud sex for about 15 minutes (primarily her moaning 'oh god' leading up to her pretty much screaming). We were in the garden with our 4 year old and had to take him inside as he was asking a lot of questions about the sounds. I'm quite disgusted that someone would think that acceptable at a family friendly time of day. A friend suggested an anonymous note telling them I don't wish to be involved in their sex life, but they have a ring doorbell so it wouldn't be very anonymous. How do I get the message across for them to get a room without causing red faces all round?

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WandaWonder · 21/05/2023 11:33

I would either mention noticing some gross thing you saw in there that vanished so you assumed they new

Or mention to one of them " oh last week when you were in with that other woman/man they had different hair and sounded louder"

AgnesX · 21/05/2023 11:57

Treasureboxkey · 15/05/2023 20:33

I was going to suggest a drone. One of those fuckers hovering overhead would put you right off your breaststroke.

😂 love this one

MsRosley · 21/05/2023 12:38

Record it and put it on YouTube then send them a link.

PenelopeTitsDrop3121 · 21/05/2023 13:24

Play the Thomas the tank engine theme tune very loud 📢🔊

CreepingCrone · 21/05/2023 13:25

No advice but there is a reason why legionella is Playboy Mansion Disease

DeedlessIndeed · 21/05/2023 13:57

MsRosley · 21/05/2023 12:38

Record it and put it on YouTube then send them a link.

I'm sure this is in jest... but just in case I'm pretty sure this is revenge porn and illegal.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 21/05/2023 14:07

PenelopeTitsDrop3121 · 21/05/2023 13:24

Play the Thomas the tank engine theme tune very loud 📢🔊

Or either Baby Shark, or the theme from Jaws!

EconomyClassRockstar · 21/05/2023 14:31

The Daily Mail has picked this one up. The funniest part is the use of a stock image to depict the OP 😂

Noisy hot tub sex session
Harringtonperle · 21/05/2023 14:40

@EconomyClassRockstar 🤣🤣🤣

Floralys2 · 21/05/2023 15:06

Film them, put it on YouTube and send them the link

Surreyswans · 21/05/2023 15:29

From your OP it seems like this is the first time this has happened. Everything mentioned by PP is to me something you do after two, three or four times. Honestly I wouldn't give this any more thought unless it happens again.

Justalittlebitduckling · 21/05/2023 15:38

Claire1200 · 15/05/2023 19:54

Sadly it's real. What's even worse is on Saturday they had the neighbours on the other side over for a hot tub party and the other neighbours kid was in the hot tub 🤮 I can't even begin to imagine what nasties could be lurking in that water.

Didn’t someone get pregnant that way on Glee?

DRS1970 · 21/05/2023 15:58

Just start clapping and cheering as they finish...

HoliOrangeBlossom · 21/05/2023 16:21

Claire1200 · 15/05/2023 21:27

@Kona84 I did wonder if it was an offence and I also wondered how we would gather evidence without looking like perverts (i.e. filming it 🤣)

I mean, if it's am offence to pee in public op. I'm sure public sex ponds are also not permitted !!

HoliOrangeBlossom · 21/05/2023 16:22

whynotwhatknot · 15/05/2023 23:15

chlamydia soup

🤮🤮🤮

ItsCalledAConversation · 21/05/2023 17:06

Wow, people on this thread are uptight. It was 20 years ago, the door was not “self-closing” and it was an adults only hotel. No harm done whatsoever. Perhaps I don’t take myself as seriously as the rest of you but I didn’t find it “grim”, I got on with my life!

InSpainTheRain · 21/05/2023 17:40

I'd let them know - at the time. If it was 11pm at night or something then perhaps I'd say nothing, but 6:30 with kids about I'd have said something - and don't forget the round of applause.

MagpiePi · 21/05/2023 17:57

HoliOrangeBlossom · 21/05/2023 16:22

🤮🤮🤮

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Colon soup 🤢

SugarAndSpike · 21/05/2023 20:04

@TFMinx's suggestion would initiate a round of applause from everyone in the vicinity

Kentucky83 · 22/05/2023 17:53

Feel sorry for you OP but these replies have had me howling 😂

Mummynumber · 22/05/2023 18:05

Best comment. Lol!

FindingNeverland28 · 22/05/2023 18:27

If they do it again, start clapping when they finish or record the audio from the shame clip from game of thrones and play it loud enough for them to hear.

Sjxo92 · 22/05/2023 18:34

Can you get someone you know to post it through their door who they wouldn't recognize lol. Someone you work with or a friend who doesn't come round very often??... If not maybe put a cap and a mask on to post it lol.

Sjxo92 · 22/05/2023 18:35

Or after they've finished next time just have a really loud conversation like HAVE YOU HEARD HOW UNHYGIENIC IT IS TO HAVE SEX IN A HOT TUB?? THRUSH COMES TO MIND !!.

Rollonannualeave · 22/05/2023 18:38

Paper aeroplane onto their garden. Or play very loud music. At least they are having fun.