Farting in bed.

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Chatting with a close friend a few days ago over a coffee. We've known each other for years so nothings ever off topic.

She was taken aback when i disclosed that for years I've farted in bed and my DH ( who also farts in bed too ) isn't bothered in the slightest.

Would this be a deal breaker for you? Or are you also Teamfartinbed?

Just checking if we are all still farting in bed with Darling Husbands? 🤣🤣🤣

No, it doesn’t. My partner and I are very much in love but I don’t define that by our ability to share our bodily functions. Neither of us fart in front of each other on purpose and I think we’d both find it fairly unattractive if we started doing so.

The ship sailed very early on in my relationship. We have no issue, in fact he regularly tells me when he needs a poo or does Solent’s but deadly farts.

I have a dietary issue with lactose. A tiny bit can set my stomach off. We had gone out for dinner and I avoided anything lactose. But had realised the chicken had been soaked in milk before cooking.

stayed over and in the middle of the night I got urgent upset bowels. This was after smelly farts. Closet toilet was en-suite. I had to go now. He he heard it all, even moaning in pain with cramps. Was very polite and caring. Totally unsexy and not the noises and smells I wanted my new relationship to hear a month in.

but year together and now no barriers.

The ship sailed very early on in my relationship. We have no issue, in fact he regularly tells me when he needs a poo or does Solent’s but deadly farts.

Wow, I feel such a monster now for blaming the noxious emissions on the Cowes ferry for all of these years; when, all along, your DH was the culprit

....but I am glad that you managed to find common ground when it comes to loving each other, pongy body functions and all

I’m not bothered by farts unless they stink, and there’s no guarantee of that before they leave a sphincter, so I prefer it if he doesn’t.

We love a good bum pop in bed. I've never held a trump in in front of any man I've been with, not since I was a teenager. It's another of those lines misogynists like to trot out isn't it? 'Ladies don't trump/fart/pump'.

Sometimes we've even had to poo in front of each other 😱 How ever do we manage in life with our normal bodily functions!

It's another of those lines misogynists like to trot out isn't it? 'Ladies don't trump/fart/pump'.

It's very disheartening how many people (presumably mainly women) on here seem to find it outrageous and shameful to hear/smell (or be heard/smelled) somebody having a poo in an actual toilet in a cubicle designed for that express purpose - going on some of the threads on here.