Change a letter, ruin a movie!

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Easter Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Forrest Rump

Sorry.. Lady and the Cramp .. a guide to menstrual pain

Regally Blonde... a ditsy Blonde teen discovers she's actually next in line to the throne

Secret life of Vets . A group of vets meet up to whinge about cats and dogs

Bummer Holiday - coach trip spoiled by a mass outbreak of the runs
Hole and Glory - you don’t want to go there
Salem’s Loo - you don’t want to go there either
The Greek Mile - terrifying ride in a Mediterranean tour bus, with soundtrack entirely made up of increasingly creative Hellenic obscenities.

Paws (about cats instead of sharks!)

Post in Translation

The Lady and the Trump (now THAT would seriously ruin it!)

Op

The Wife of Brian

(That would be Brian from Hull of course)

Animal Fart

The Loin King

The Old Man & The Sex

An experienced fisherman living by the sea in Cuba always manages to get up in the morning. Stormy, calm, poor wind direction or otherwise, he wakes up and is ready to go.

The Longest Dry. An epic tale of one laundry load’s battle against the elements.

Terns of Endearment

Some very small sea birds fly from the South Pole to the North Pole and back again, every year, seeing more daylight than any other creature on the planet, whittling away the time telling each other how beautiful they are.

Skifall

The man with the golden bun

The Cruel Tea. Heartbreaker about a disappointing playdate.

The Secret Gorden. Our favourite Allo Allo actor as you’ve never seen him before.

The Girl On The Drain

Every day a woman gets on a drain to replicate that famous Marilyn Monroe pose from Seven Year Itch, but somehow, perhaps due to having a couple of crates of shiraz the night before, never works out the difference between an air vent and a storm drain.

On Golden Pony

Finally, Sophie gets the little palomino horse she always wanted.

The Girl With The Dralon Tattoo

Lisbeth woke up in her quayside apartment in Stockholm, somewhat perturbed to find the tattooist had drawn some curtains and an antimacassar on her forearm.

Seep Impact, a devastating account of rising damp and its effects on a family
Apocalypse Sow, a moving tale of a mother pig's struggle in the face of global catastrophe

War and Pence. Who profits from conflict?

Tar and Peace. Rebuilding roads at night.

Dupe

A young film director, just starting out, presents his film script to several major international distributors. Set in the future, the plot centres around wars between different civilisations in far flung galaxies, all desperate to control a rare spice, galactic travel and the source of universal water. Having secured a $4m advance on the film, the young director transfers the funds to his Panamanian bank account, posts his apartment keys through the letterbox and fucks off to Brazil to open a bar on Copacabana beach.

Taxi Drover - the plot of "Australia" except Hugh Jackman's character is scared of horses and uses an old black taxi to muster the cattle instead.

Paws

Bridge of Spivs

Dances With Solves- Columbo, except instead of the final "this is how you did it and how I caught you" speech, Peter Falk just does a little victory shimmy as the rest of the cops turn up to arrest the baddie.

The Quink and the Dead- bored undertaker experiments with different embalming fluid, resulting in lawsuit from angry bereaved families