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Easter Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Porn Free

Muriel's weeding.

The hugger games - A trilogy depicting the true struggles of competitive cuddling

Don’t mess with the Lohan - A documentary detailing the actress’ plan to seek revenge

Digby, The Biggest Bog in the World - A tale of an extraordinarily large toilet

Harry on Camping - A princely view of how we’ve been getting this pastime all wrong

Bond it like Beckham - David and Victoria glue things together
Mend it like Beckham - David and Victoria show us how to repair household items
Send it like Beckham - David and Victoria demonstrate a more glamorous way to post letters
Lend it like Beckham - David and Victoria finally set up their own bank
Tend it like Beckham - David and Victoria show us how to look after plants
Vend it like Beckham - David and Victoria launch their range of vending machines
Bind it like Beckham - David and Victoria try out book binding
Bandit like Beckham - David and Victoria go rogue

Porn free

Beauty and the breast

All the Presidents, Meh!
(Crazed scientist reanimates every dead president and exhibits them in a less exciting version of Jurassic Park. No one is mauled.)

Logan's Bun
Cannonball Gun
Play Musty For Me

Drag Me To Hull

Bale

A Welsh farmer slaughters all his pigs, sends his dogs to The Dog's Trust and turns all his meadows over for the production of hay.

Inglorious Busterds

A flock of 'never do well', slightly dyslexic, turkey-like birds arrive in Wiltshire after nearly 200 years away.

2001: A Spade Odyssey

Documentary exploring the rise in popularity of allotments at the turn of the millennium.

Bangs of New York

Two competing hair salons in Park Ave South, NYC battle it out to win clients with fervently different ways of cutting fringes.

Gliding Doors

All you ever wanted to know about getting bi-folds to open smoothly.

Don’t Cook Now
Mingin’ In The Rain
28 Gays Later
A Stag is Born
Ghost Shit

Barry on <insert name of any Carry On film>

Shaun Williamson gives a running commentary on a range of bawdy vintage British comedies, re-interpreting for a modern audience the meaning of archaic terms such as 'Saucy!', 'Ooh, Matron!', 'How's your father'', 'Get your leg over', 'Romping', 'Bristols', 'Taking down your particulars', 'Having it off' and 'Cor, I wouldn't half give her one'.

Bram Stoner's Dracula

Film based on the recently discovered first draft of the classic horror story, written during Bram's epic weed binge, where Dracula rambles on about how fucked up everything is, man, but he's going to, like, travel to Whitby, guys, in a coffin 'cos that would be, like, so cool, man ...

Schindler's Lift - an extra long promotional for a lift company

The Midge on the River Kwai

David Attenborough's latest epic about insect life in SE Asia

Not as satirical as you might think. The Schindler lift company was going some 30 years before Oscar Schindler was born.

https://www.schindler.co.uk/en.html

There are many Schindler lifts in London office blocks.

Beverley, Tills Cop

Nothing gets past store detective Bev at the Co-op.

Heh. We could do with one of those where I work. 😂

The Hand that time forgot

Pootroplis

Lady and the Cramp

Planet of the Apps