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Grainspotting

Bank to the Future

(a boring documentary about pensions)

Bin City

(chaos ensues as the refuse collectors' strike enters its 7th week)

Jurassic Pork

(Clever pigs that rose up and defeated the dinosaurs)

Pilates of the Caribbean

Pump Fiction

petrol station-employee who reads his way though the night duties, starts giving his books away to customers once he has finished them. He gives a book to a girl and she falls in love with the story and goes back to thank him, but he changed has jobs and she can’t find him.

Tog Story

A concise history of the duvet

The lion the bitch and the wardrobe

Beauty and the yeast

Mend it like Beckham

Retired footballer embarks on new career as emergency repairman.

Foodfellas - entertaining documentary on Sicilian cuisine and a gang of ould fellas determined to keep their native culinary traditions relevant.

Boy Story - face it, all movies are boy stories.

Citizen Jane - notable exception to the above.

Full Metal Racket - classic rock movie, deafening.

Some Like it Not - received mixed reviews.

It's A Wonderful Lift

An office refurb receives a rapturous reception.

Bend it like Peckham - a story of small time South London crooks.

The Italian Jog - a gentle record of one man’s Tuscan fitness odyssey.

Crappie
Mantasia
Kill Dill
John Dick
Thot: Love & Chunder

Carrie’s Bar. Like Cheers, but with more women.

Cheeps. Like Cheers, but with birds.

Fiends. Central Perk turns hellish.

Inspector Horse: everyday tales of an equine detective.

Star Wart - a verruca becomes famous and is celebrated

The Empire Trikes Back - Darth and his cronies have not yet passed their cycling proficiency test

Return of the Pedi - a look at how this grooming treatment for feet is more popular than ever

The Phantom Ménage - a frightening tale of a household of ghosts

Attack of the Cloves - these little fuckers will break your teeth

Revenge of the Sitz - this hip bath will give your arse more than it bargained for

Empire of the Pun. Set in the cut-throat world of the red-top tabloids, this follows the bitter rivalries and passions of a group of headline writers.

Pig. Former PM wakes up one day to find himself turned into one.

American Pig. Former President…

The Forge Awakens - after the two-week summer shutdown, the metalworkers return to the factory

The Rice of Skywalker - Luke makes a mean paella

The Mast Jedi - Rey gets a side hustle as a TV transmitter

Dogue One - big adventure

we all die

       wow

Bar Games

A few drunken rounds of Jenga unexpectedly escalate to global conflict.

A Knight's Talc

A medieval warrior discovers the ideal solution to chafing armour.

Slack Panther

The Lion The Bitch and the Wardrobe.