If you had a boat what would you name it?

[Twospaniels]

As subject really.
We are hoping to buy a river cruiser. The one we’ve seen has a name that is personal to the current owners. We can change the name but we’re not sure what to change it to, we’re not very creative I’m afraid.

You beat me to it 🤣

Great name!
But we can 😁 thankfully

It’s not there at the moment but we plan to keep it where it is now and then move it to the Broads next spring.

Retirement Plan would be apt

I love that song!
But I think you’re right - I don’t want randomers peering in!

Well unfortunately that would fit with what Paul Whitehouse reported in his recent documentary about sewage in the rivers 🤢

Ha ha - love this!

Sorry - I don’t get it.

It’s bound to be something obvious but I can’t get it

Hahah that's really tickled me

I can amalgamate my name and my husband’s name which comes out ok and is also the name of a fish, but slightly misspelled

Retirement plan is funny!

What about Jubilación

Phonetically it’s Hello (‘allo) Sailor. The literal translation is something like “to the water, it’s time!”.

My parents had a boat called The DickyDido (their names are Dick and Di), which drew some odd looks at the Marina but I kinda loved it.

My parents had a boat called The DickyDido

Wasn't there a rude old pub song along those lines?! Plus people are probably doing a double-take at the 'Dido' bit and 'seeing' an extra letter that isn't there, like you do with a 'To let' sign