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If you had a boat what would you name it?

139 replies

Twospaniels · 18/03/2023 20:18

As subject really.
We are hoping to buy a river cruiser. The one we’ve seen has a name that is personal to the current owners. We can change the name but we’re not sure what to change it to, we’re not very creative I’m afraid.

OP posts:
AcrossthePond55 · 18/03/2023 21:18

Canta Forditt

ColonelSpondleClagnut · 18/03/2023 21:19

Stormageddon
or
Shadowfax

Zuffe · 18/03/2023 21:21

I could give you my boats name OP, by private message if you like.

It evokes a combination of a 1980’s song, history/fantasy and water. Six letters.

MrsAvocet · 18/03/2023 21:23

I have one....Avocet.😁
The name of bird local to your area would be good.

PropellerDance · 18/03/2023 21:23

SeasonsBleatings · 18/03/2023 21:09

Boaty McBoatface

That didn't take long

Zuffe · 18/03/2023 21:25

PropellerDance · 18/03/2023 21:23

That didn't take long

I thought of that.

Then I thought ‘No’. Been done before hasn’t it?

Derrymum123 · 18/03/2023 21:28

Ragdoll - like Rosie and Jim's boat.
Dignity was my first thought though,I must admit.

Zuffe · 18/03/2023 21:28

Here is mine. She is a small boat, good for sticking to estuaries and rivers.

Her name

NotSoLittle · 18/03/2023 21:29

Bob

Marsyas · 18/03/2023 21:29

Lookfar

Templebreedy · 18/03/2023 21:30

Bloomingcancer · 18/03/2023 21:09

bootlebumtrinket. ExH DH promised me the boat but I never got it, did get a dog called Roger though.

This! 😀

MyDogStoodOnABee · 18/03/2023 21:30

boatyardblues · 18/03/2023 21:08

Dignity. 🎶🎵🎶

Got to be!

Walkingintothedark · 18/03/2023 21:30

Eden, with loads of plants and painted flowers

Badger1970 · 18/03/2023 21:31

Titanic II

Seas the day

New kid on the Dock

TheChosenTwo · 18/03/2023 21:32

The Mr Beaumont

Catonthehearth · 18/03/2023 21:33

The Skylark. All aboard....

hugoagogo · 18/03/2023 21:34

Damn catonthehearth beat me to it!

Aquamarine1029 · 18/03/2023 21:35

Lovely Lottie

Floaty Boaty

Dreamscape

hugoagogo · 18/03/2023 21:37

Is it on the Broads? I would love a cruiser on the Broads, I grew up amongst the boat yards, sadly dh is not a water fan.

Neves7 · 18/03/2023 21:40

The thing about boat names is if it’s anything more than a dinghy you end up saying it a lot. Often over radio with not the best reception. Something that is fairly unique but still easy to pronounce, recognize and spell and is not potentially embarrassing is important.

SalmonKnicks · 18/03/2023 21:41

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mdinbc · 18/03/2023 21:42

Saw a clever one called Retirement Plan last summer.

Why don't you think of something that reflects your favourite river, or some feature along it?

Newlifeintherain · 18/03/2023 21:44

Seabatical !!

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 18/03/2023 21:47

Baleine

Is that the feminine version of Balonz?!

Fierce Barry

Angela Hernandez

Cassé-et-Pété for something a little more continental?

Newlifeintherain · 18/03/2023 21:48

Sea La Vie