If you had a boat what would you name it?

[Twospaniels]

As subject really.
We are hoping to buy a river cruiser. The one we’ve seen has a name that is personal to the current owners. We can change the name but we’re not sure what to change it to, we’re not very creative I’m afraid.

I once bought a small fishing boat off a pot head who called it the Marie-Joanna 😬

Love Shack

That one would have the perverts stopping by to have a peer into the cabin window!

The Big Floater

Love it!

Das Boot

I'd call mine Richard Parker

Love this!

Das Boot

Considering that 'The Cottage' and 'The Bungalow' are frequently in the top 10 lists for house names, that's not really that lazy at all - at least you've taken the trouble to put it into a different language!

What's your job

Ours is called Idle Eyes

We're both opticians!

What's your job
Ours is called Idle Eyes
We're both opticians!

If you worked at the sewage works and enjoyed spending your days off on the boat, how about No Poo Poirot?

Wet Dream

I spotted Daughter's Inheritance recently.

Suzanne

Turdz

Thought it was meant to be unlucky to rename a bit?

Cirrhosis of the River

A boat I meant!

The floater.

Beefa or Beeohaytee.

Awe, beat me to it

This!

My Grandpa's boats were the "Dream Chaser", and "Sky Painter" which always seemed so romantic...

The Grace Darling
Streamline
Speed Bonnie
Naiad

Just bare in mind if is unlucky to rename a boat unless you go through a long winded ceremony.....involving a lot of alcohol!

Unsinkable II