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If you had a boat what would you name it?

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Twospaniels · 18/03/2023 20:18

As subject really.
We are hoping to buy a river cruiser. The one we’ve seen has a name that is personal to the current owners. We can change the name but we’re not sure what to change it to, we’re not very creative I’m afraid.

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Ihatethenewlook · 18/03/2023 21:48

I once bought a small fishing boat off a pot head who called it the Marie-Joanna 😬

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WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 18/03/2023 21:49

Love Shack

That one would have the perverts stopping by to have a peer into the cabin window!

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mrsDracoMalfoy · 18/03/2023 21:49

The Big Floater

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IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 18/03/2023 21:49

boatyardblues · 18/03/2023 21:08

Dignity. 🎶🎵🎶

Love it!

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Feduperika · 18/03/2023 21:49

Das Boot

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BernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz · 18/03/2023 21:50

I'd call mine Richard Parker

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BernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz · 18/03/2023 21:51

TheChosenTwo · 18/03/2023 21:32

The Mr Beaumont

Love this!

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WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 18/03/2023 21:52

Das Boot

Considering that 'The Cottage' and 'The Bungalow' are frequently in the top 10 lists for house names, that's not really that lazy at all - at least you've taken the trouble to put it into a different language!

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GooseberryCinnamonYogurt · 18/03/2023 21:52

What's your job

Ours is called Idle Eyes

We're both opticians!

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WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 18/03/2023 21:54

What's your job
Ours is called Idle Eyes
We're both opticians!

If you worked at the sewage works and enjoyed spending your days off on the boat, how about No Poo Poirot?

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Azerothi · 18/03/2023 21:55

Wet Dream

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ErrolTheDragon · 18/03/2023 21:55

mdinbc · 18/03/2023 21:42

Saw a clever one called Retirement Plan last summer.

Why don't you think of something that reflects your favourite river, or some feature along it?

I spotted Daughter's Inheritance recently.

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theysaiditgetseasier · 18/03/2023 22:01

Suzanne

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Zuffe · 18/03/2023 22:05

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 18/03/2023 21:54

What's your job
Ours is called Idle Eyes
We're both opticians!

If you worked at the sewage works and enjoyed spending your days off on the boat, how about No Poo Poirot?

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