Just caught my neighbours bonking

[PawsAndReflection]

To preface, I wish this were a joke.

I live on the top two floors of a terraced house with another flat below. Been here for a few years and had new neighbours move in downstairs about 5 months ago, haven't really spoken to them apart from a couple of months ago when we had a leak.

I've been home this weekend visiting my Mum who's broken her leg, and ended up not getting home until about an hour ago (hence the late hour).

I unlocked the front door and lugged my bags in, only to be greeted with a pale, hairy backside pumping away(!) Seems the two of them were going at it on the stairs leading up to my place. They didn't notice for a few seconds until I dropped my keys, then scrabbled about rearranging their clothes and racing into their front door.

I'm all for getting my rocks off but would really rather they did it elsewhere there's a wet patch on my stairs now

[PawsAndReflection]

Sorry all- had meant to update much sooner!!

After a few glasses of wine my friend and I thought it would be funny to leave the stain remover and a note, plus a couple of puppy pads for them we toyed with adding a can of Veet but thought it might be a bit much.

It's been two weeks and this evening I got a knock on the door from the woman downstairs. She'd bought me a bottle of wine and some flowers, she wanted to apologise in person but had been too embarrassed to do so until now. While it's impossible to wipe the mental image of her (now ex!!!!!) boyfriends arse from my mind I do feel like she's made up for it.

We've spent the last three hours chatting and she's given me the full lowdown on the situation, and as odd as it might seem I think I might be able to forgive this.

Thank you for all your hilarious responses!

[FlyingWormsAndSubterraneanBirds]

Haha! What a lovely outcome OP. Glad she overcame her embarrassment and made it right, as much as she can do without bleaching your brain.

[Oohoohwee]

Great outcome, thanks for updating!

[WomanStanleyWoman2]

We've spent the last three hours chatting and she's given me the full lowdown on the situation, and as odd as it might seem I think I might be able to forgive this. 

You might be able to forgive? Wow.

[PawsAndReflection]

@WomanStanleyWoman2

We've spent the last three hours chatting and she's given me the full lowdown on the situation, and as odd as it might seem I think I might be able to forgive this. 

You might be able to forgive? Wow.

Oh come on I'm clearly joking. She was absolutely lovely and aside from seeing her partners hairy, naked crack it's turned out well.

[Divorcedalongtime]

Haha that’s hilarious. I remember in my youth with steady bf wantibg to do it everywhere.

[Suzi888]

@Theoldwoman

And why would you think the need to post about it on a public forum?

That is the very essence of mn 😂

Wet patch - grim!

[GrandTheftWalrus]

Reminds me of this:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/tenant-kicked-out-flat-after-8748479

[weirdoboelady]

Only just caught up with this. A truly happy ending. oops. I might rephrase that. A truly lovely conclusion to the story.

I'm not quite sure that's what Jane Austen meant when she commented.

“ For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn? ”
 Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (28 January 1813).