If you could get away with one single crime

[Soubriquet]

What would it be?

Mine would be robbing a bank I think. Plenty of money to keep me going

Rigging the euromillions so I won 100% (especially if I can rig a few rollovers in the previous weeks)

The way I see it is its a victimless crime. The money was waiting to be won, no one is anymore deserving than anyone else so why not me?

I have often fantasised about some sort of spike that comes out my car to catch stupidly parked vehicles or aggressive motorway drivers or people who cut me up etc.

I'd just like them to feel the consequence of their actions without having to damage my car

I would like for someone who really badly wronged me to have everything they hold dear slip away from them. Their job, house, future prospects and the respect and love of everyone who right now somehow cannot see what a vile person they are.
I'm not sure what the crime would be to make that happen, but I'd do that!

Oh shit, screw my last post. I'd do this instead!

Yup murder, definitely murder.

I can't put mine here in case it's read out in court at some stage.

And there was I thinking I’d rig the job interview I have this week… murder, wow! 🤣

One crime. Murder everyone i wish to in one go.

Id like to kill a local guy who is a cunt.

many would thank me. But he has a dodgy heart, so he could drop any day. Which would be grand

@Soubriquet insider trading on the stock market to make about £250,000 - £750,000 so I can then begin my business and retire from my current role.

Wow

Making the people who are harassing us feel the same as we've felt.
How would I do that?
Unsure if harassing them back would work to be honest....

I guess damaging their garden or their car might work actually!!

These threads make me so glad for the law 😂 is this really all that stops you? I’m hoping most of these are lighthearted and jokes.

It's a tough choice between something that benefits just me, like a lifetime supply of money, and doing away with nasty people, which benefits everyone. I always wanted to invent a bioweapon that took out greedy people or sociopaths. Just why are there so many t#£%s!!

If I won the lottery I'd like to have an assassin on retainer.

I'll have 20% of Jeff Bezos' fortune. That would do me nicely and he can't even notice.

Oh my god 😂😱

I don’t blame them either

Nope mine isn't and the scary thing is I know exactly who it would be and exactly how I'd kill them

"getting away with" doesn't mean consequence free so I'm not sure what crime I could live with the guilt of! Maybe train fare evading and I'd go all the way to Scotland 😊 how would I get home though?

'the arseholes who park across two bays to protect their cars'

I like the fact that you'd love to smash into them. I saw a young, thin woman do this a couple of weeks ago, with her posh car.

I also like the Putin in pink crime.

I'd like to rampage through this village with a gun and a heavy weapon and obliterate every outside light which is unnecessary and not on a 5 minute timer.

Very dark but ending my birth mother

My first thought was definitely money (yes, robbing a bank - I'm a 90s kid).
I was surprised by the murder comments. Did not expect that all.

Steal something unique and beautiful like a famous painting or jewel.