If you could get away with one single crime

[Soubriquet]

What would it be?

Mine would be robbing a bank I think. Plenty of money to keep me going

Rig a euro millions win. Use the money to pay a hitman to murder a certain someone

I have no interest in killing or hurting anyone personally but I totally get posters who say they would for certain reasons. And if I were a witch, I'd definitely curse a few people to a life of misery.

😂 woah there crazy cat!

I'm really disconcerted by all the 'murder' responses. Yeah, there are plenty of people the world would be better off without, but the thought of actually being the one to physically end their lives is incomprehensible to me. Is that really all that's holding you back from actually killing people, the thought of getting caught?

And them surviving! 🤷🏻‍♀️

Bank robbery or whatever its equally lucrative alternative is. Without a doubt.

Can I please have two? I'd also like to commit just one solitary murder, though perhaps with enough money I could achieve this 🤔

Fraud for me too. Would be nice to buy a mansion and go and travel.
There was a man who stole $100million from Facebook and Google by just sending random fake invoices and they just paid them! I was a bit impressed by the audacity of it and the fact he got away with it. Greed made him foolish. I would've been happy to stop at £5 million.

Oh, it doesn't have to me who does the murdering. I'm happy to hire a hit person.

Kill all the paedos.

Wash my loo brush in the dishwasher.

Thing is, I wouldn’t even want a mansion! Too big to manage.

I would be quite happy with a 4 bedroom house, en-suites on the bedrooms maybe, and a nice large garden

I'd pay a hit man to kill the two utter c**ts who abused my disabled niece. They were charged but it never made it to court as she couldn't cope with being cross examined.

I know it's only supposed to be one single thing, but I'm counting it as a single purchase.

Once upon a time I'd have agreed with you

I'd kidnap all the billionaires/their spouses, fly them to a deserted island no means of escape / shelter, and parachute in the food to the equivalent of carers' allowance (between them) on a weekly basis.

Nothing on the island except natural resources and the weekly drop off. I doubt any of them would see the fourth drop off.

Of course, I'd modestly accept any awards offered to me for this act of humanitarianism. 😇

No I'm sorry, I'm picking 2 (ish)
Fiddle a massive lottery win.
Hire hit men/women to kill paedophiles/animal abusers/rapists/most (but not all) murderers.
To start with.
I know I've cheated but I'll live with it.

Bribing an awful family member who abused me into giving me his inheritance.

Yes.

My first thought was murder. But then actually, fiddling the Euromillions would bring me more happiness overall.

Murder wouldn't bring my happiness at all, I should add, more a sense of justice, relief and just, peace, really.

Slowly murder the person and all who were involved in shooting my sibling. It would be slow & very painful. My sibling survived but for the pain they were put thru and the family they would regret everything they did. This may sound harsh to people but when you see a member of your family like that and knowing your sibling did nothing for that to happen to them it’s a whole different story……..

When my child was being bullied I used to day dream of what I would love to to do them and their parents! It wasn't normal what I would of done if given half the chance but it just used to give me rage even more!

Murder for me.
But it's an easy choice of who I'd murder and how I would do it

This. It's an oft-recurring fantasy. They don't die quick deaths but given the quantity, I'd have to make concessions I guess.

I'd steal all the Trump money.... it fulfils my desire to do good and to be rich in one crime!

Same