If you could get away with one single crime

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What would it be?

Mine would be robbing a bank I think. Plenty of money to keep me going

Yes!! I want to do that too!

I would burn down my ex bosses business 😎

It would actually be a good deed and would save a lot of people from those charlatans!

With that amount of money you can hire killers afterwards :)

MisschiefMaker · Today 17:31

Anyway I think we can all agree that the post about Boris Johnson and David Cameron is the most disturbing one here. 😆

I admit, I need professional help...

Robin Hood, love it!

Hack the bank account of a certain hate filled newspaper and bankrupt them. Or hack the owners and blackmail them into 'doing better'. I'm sure they'd have something dodgy

Fave idea so far wiping all debt. IRL that would lead to economic collapse. Good to dream though eh?

Not wanting to murder someone, or blow-torch someone's face, is 'not in the spirit!' Fuck me! Priceless! 😂

I'd murder my ex 😂

@1099 I actually know of someone who did similar.
He was a military pay clerk in the USAF. He was fudging people’s monthly deductions and underpaying everyone by $1 here and there and pocketing it. So no one noticed such a tiny amount missing in their payslips…until one person did and looked into it. This guy was a few hundred dollars up every month and got away with it for years. He got caught and went straight to military prison.

They’d have a hard time proving this one, do it anyway

A murderless arson. I'd like to burn my abusers house to the ground, but so they'll live and suffer.

Key cars parked on pavements. Simple

Please give us all the heads up the day before. I have a bad back and would love a hot tub.

Something, anything which would result in me getting a few million, Scott free.

I'd steal £100 000 000 from some organization that I had no compassion for (an arms company, a drugs setup, whatever). Then I'd give £90 000 000 to causes promoting/protecting the natural world and supporting people in poverty. And I'd live handsomely but sustainably on the rest, growing food and making art. I am a bit of a that, though.

*twat

I'd take my neighbours house (they were one house originally).
He's a massive twat so if I had to do it via murder, I'd have no issue with that.

I would nobble someone's largish house who lives in the middle of nowhere with nothing but nature and animals around me. (preferably someone who doesn't trust banks and who keeps their money under the mattress etc 😜) with somewhere i could set up a food delivery to once a week and otherwise not be bothered by anyone I didn't invite myself.... Heaven.

That one would save me lots of murder - like the neighbours.

Actually, scrub that. I'd steal a shit load of money and just frame my neighbour for it. That would deal with him plus I'd be able to live in a way better place.

My first thought was murder too. Nowone in particular.

Definitely some kind of fraud to win huge amounts of cash . There are definitely people that this world could do without but I'd have to put my family first and pick money

Defrauding Elon Musk

Honestly, the hysteria on here is hilarious 😂

If someone did that to my child and then covered it up, I think a blowtorch might help.

Digitally defraud the billionaires out of 2 thirds of their wealth and share it around.