Every day that DP is out of the house at work, I buy an early-afternoon energy drink. They are rancid, sugary, unhealthy and downright common as muck but I absolutely love the buzz I get for the rest of the day. DP would be appalled with me if he found out 😅
My MN habit is a secret too. I don't have children, and I'm meant to have a professional, busy job which doesn't allow time for fucking about online. But here I am. I'm friends with a lot of women with young children who regularly talk about things being discussed on MN. I feign surprise or interest but I'm really thinking "Yeah, I saw that".
When I'm stressed and home alone, I talk to myself. I talk myself through what's getting me down, why, and what I need to do. I also reassure myself saying things like "Pull yourself together, it's fine, make a list and let's start at the top". I have no shame about this, I think its a perfectly normal thing to do. Except that I talk to myself in random accents. Today I went inexplicably scouse. My temporary foreign accent syndrome is the reason I keep this particularly activity a secret.
Tell me your secrets....
BTW, long-timer but NC just in case!
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The secret things you do that no-one else knows....
Frt · 16/02/2023 11:07
Kennykenkencat · 21/02/2023 14:58
Dc and I secretly went on holiday when Dh was in hospital having cancer treatment and was going to be completely out of it from the effects of the surgery.
He had been in hospital for so long that it was getting very boring visiting every single day.
whoopwhoopthesoundofthepolice · 20/02/2023 16:46
Kennykenkencat · 21/02/2023 14:46
I always thought journalism was about reporting facts, not what could essentially be fiction.
I think they are leaving themselves open to some sort of court case or scam by not labelling their “news stories” as fiction when they don’t know what is the truth or stories made up by a poster.
quietnightmare · 21/02/2023 10:55
The worst bit about the article is have they have quoted some people who have stated no one knows they are mumsnet and the person who has a cleaner behind her husbands back. Can you imagine if those people are identified in their real lives. We don't know what kind of husband the secret cleaner person has he could fly off the handle and god knows what would happen to the posters life. Dramatic I know but we just don't know poeples situations. Daily mail are a disgrace
Gingerlygreen · 16/02/2023 13:04
When i go to the supermarket I sit in my car in the car park for about 15 minutes and just enjoy the peace and solitude, sometimes I look at my phone but other times I sit with my eyes closed and switch off.
If anyone asks why I was such a long time I say the shop was busy.
paulaparticles · 16/02/2023 14:15
I never dry myself after the bath. Just sit there in towel on my fone til I dry naturally 🤣
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RubiesandRose · 16/02/2023 12:59
I do the voice for my dog and speak as if it's him.
He's a french bulldog so has a slight french accent and also swears a lot.
For example I'll ask him to go out and a do a wee and then answer myself in his faux french accent with a "are you fucking mad, it's fucking freezing out there, I'm a dog not a fucking snow leopard!"
I do it in front of my husband and grown up kids but nobody else.
My old dog was a big Rhodesian Ridgeback and he had a Scooby Doo voice!
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