Things I haven’t said out loud this week

[YorkieTheRabbit]

1 - No, we haven’t asked you to come over for a meal in ages, no, I don’t care how many hints you drop, it’s falling on deaf ears.
I don’t expect you to help prepare or cook when you’re here BUT I do expect you to supervise your kids, not plonk down on the sofa and completely ignore them. Accidents may happen but if you actually looked after them instead of scrolling through your phones, we wouldn’t have had a house plant tipped over the carpet, used toilet roll and wee on the toilet floor, orange juice poured in the dogs bowl plus numerous others. Oh and by the way, we’ve never been invited over to your house in the eight years you’ve lived there!

2 - Im sorry your daughter would rather spend time with her gran but for god’s sake be honest, you spent the first ten years of her life bouncing from one disastrous relationship to another because you were desperate for a bloke. You put them in front of her needs. Her gran might not be perfect but at least she was there for her.

Stop treating the same three kids as favourites. It's demoralising for the rest. I know their parents are connected to the school but ffs, stop heaping privileges on them.

Why have you come to see this expensive, amazing show with a chesty cough that you cant supress and seem to be coughing to death every 10 seconds, just feck off out.

I honestly think they should eject constant coughing people at shows, not the odd tickle but someone chronically coughing throughout.

Please stop talking I just want to look out of the window for half an hour and not hear about bob who you used to date 50 years ago who once did some acting and then sadly drank himself to death.

You are a new visitor at my work place. Stop sitting at my desk.

I have a life too. I'm not your fucking support act.

I know you didn’t show up because you were shagging the bloke you should have dumped already (he cheated on you so get rid!)

Do some work - covid excuses are over now.

I could have said this too. Enough is enough eh?

I think your hot and you dont wanna know the things I've been thinking in my head about you..

I'm not a creep though so I keep my mouth shut

You are so unaware of your privilege that it makes me sick. You choose not to vaccinate based on some utter twaddle you’ve read online and act as though you are a political activist. If you didn’t have access to healthcare, didn’t feel sure that someone else would be able to help if the worst happened you’d be a lot less bloody superior about your ‘educated decision’. Oh and the English degree isn’t the same as being a Doctor so stop saying that you are a ‘highly educated woman who can be trusted to act for the best’ You are a supercilious eejit.

I wish I’d kissed you when we met up. I know it wouldn’t be right and I know we aren’t meant to be together but I’m now left with the regret that we didn’t. And I miss you.

THANK YOU Mil for loudly telling everyone in the room I have a cold sore, as if I hadn't realised I have a huge carbuncle on my lip. I honestly would not have noticed if you hadn't pointed it out. And you do that every fucking time I have one, which is a lot.

Fuck you cancer and "scanxiety".
Putting on an I'll be fine face is getting old.

If I could prove the breaches of confidentiality I suspect have happened are true then I will be going to management. Stop being such a stirrer and a gossip. My life isn't a soap opera for your consumption. And tell your DH to stop creating dramas for entertainment , it's pathetic.

Oh god. I so understand. It’s bloody horrible.

Im due a 6 monthly blood test in two weeks and suspect my markers will be raised due to a major surgery I’ve just had. I’m still very scared even knowing that if they are raised it’s probably the surgery that’s done it.

Fuck cancer and all that it sails in right enough.

You are the worst manager ever. Fuck off.

💐💐 I hope everything is OK with your bloods.

I am soooo sick of higher management passing down shit, middle management passing it down in spades, and all bullying the lowest paid employees to accept it. I really really hate blame cultures, which is what this is.

Am I add another?

erm I really don’t think a busy gym changing room is the ideal place for your 4yo to practice their scooter skills!

Why the fuck are you paying a bank member of staff to check emails on a Sunday when it can wait until I get in on Monday morning ! Waste of money also. Madness.

Why do the feel the need to post everything you are doing on Instagram. No one cares that you are out having brunch today !!

Yes I'll cover for staff absence AGAIN.

However next time I get an email asking me to do x h and z for my own actual job role I'll reply that unfortunately I don't have any availability to pick up new work as you keep taking me away from my current work to cover people who think having a cold requires a week off.

If we are adding seconds I'll add.

Its not just that I think u r hot. I genuinely really really like you. I dont know why or where its all come from. I know there's nothing there but I can't help it. I wish I could just snap out if it but I'm working on it dont worry. Ps you are totally safe im not gonna put you in an awkward position or anything

You utter brown-nosing, arse-licking snake. Why are these people so important to you. I think you’d be shocked to the core if you knew your mate pities you

You are liars. Your son is struggling emotionally because you do not care a bit for him. Not because there is something wrong with him. You do not deserve him.

You are mean to me and so if course I do not trust you. How can I when you sound so reasonable and then act like such a hypocrite? You think I'm losing my mind- I am. Over the way you constantly deny my feelings and my perspective.

I hate this job. I hate this environment and I particularly hate that you constantly put me down and seem to want to break me into someone you would rather I was.

You are a liar...I know it and you know it and more to the point you know I know it, I think whats worse is the fact that you think I am that stupid to believe you. You are a right piece of work,