What's your Christmas first world problem?

[Squarerootofpi]

Three supermarkets and not one of them had normal mince pies. They all had something dodgy added like icing, frangipani, marzipan, brandy butter or some other weirdness. I may write to my mp.

I bought loads of food but now I've got Covid and can't taste it 😩

We were going to have venison stuffing, fairly unconventional but would make DH happy.

We are now having beef jerky stuffing because DH puts weird unlabelled bags of meat in the freezer. How the heck do you make beef jerky stuffing?

DS2 stayed up all night last night, for absolutely no reason. So he’s already in bed asleep, which has ruined my chance to get a picture of all the children in front of the tree like I do every Christmas Eve. I might wake him and drag him down to do this anyway.

Frozen Yorkshire puddings are a first world problem all on their own!

Prepare yourselves 😂

My husband cannot spray lacquer our new handmade placemats because it's raining 😂

@redred4321 that's awful 😔 I hope you have a lovely Christmas in spite of this.

Suckrose and akwa!

I couldn't buy parsnips anywhere. No fresh or frozen in asda, sainsburys etc etc. I was so upset. Woke up this morning feeling sad over a parsnip free Xmas dinner (then realised there's a fruit and veg market in the town centre and they had parsnips- first World problem over!)

Another problem has arisen. Wanker neighbours have just come home and are stomping around keeping the kids awake. I need them to sleep immediately because I've done no wrapping and have a mountain to get through. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their pubic regions.

I can't get the NORAD Santa tracker to work

Aww, sorry to both of you for your loss. My dad would always make me source a ridiculously expensive turkey. Organic, free range, pedigree, raised by nuns, enormous whopper of a thing. I'd have to drive that bloody thing across England in a family sized cooler because the ones near me were better than the London ones. I miss him, the difficult bastard.

Dads. Hat would Christmas be without memories of them making life difficult!!