Oh I'm loving this thread! I'm feeling grumpy with this awful seasonal bug today, so this is cheering me up! Mine are:
Flocking, that horrible fuzzy stuff they put on wallpaper, toys (to look like fur) etc. I hate the feeling of it, the sound of it, everything about it. Same goes for polystyrene, that evil shit makes me want to lob myself out the window.
"Doggo" and "pupper". See also: "zoomies". Grow up you bellshaft.
Those fucking Fairy adverts with Vogue Williams. So smug, you need to open a window to let the smugness out.
False eyelashes that haven't been glued down properly, so the corners are flapping about.
Hair that isn't attached to my head, especially when it's in the plughole, or even worse, when I find a strand in the washing up. It makes my skin crawl.
The sound of a felt tip pen/permanent marker that's drying out, being used on paper.
People who feel the need to tell you their IQ score.
People who think being tight is an endearing quality, because they're professional Yorkshiremen. I admit that this has an awful lot to do with my ExH, who could rival James Martin in the "I'm from Yorkshire" stakes.
People who describe their musical/literary tastes as eclectic.
Sorry everyone, that went on for far longer than I anticipated 😅