Which “not hot” people do you fancy?

[WalkingOnTheCracks]

As a corollary to a thread asking which hot people you don't fancy...

The litmus test here is that we're talking about people who, if you mentioned over coffee that you fancied them, your friends would wrinkle their noses and say, "Oh, God - really? Ew. No, no no - I can't see the attraction at all."

I would make John sorry he was born.

Eddie Dempsey, the RMT guy 🤤

Prince Harry
Piers Morgan

Meghan missed out on an epic night that's for sure.

Windsor Davies from it ain't half hot mum era......

AC is a gorgeous man in all respects !!!

🤣🤣🤣 Oh my God!
When people claim to have snorted or spit tea out I never believe it...

Same here. I think it's the aloof nonchalance.

My Grandma used to say there's a lid for every pot and I never believed it. Until now.

Glinner.

Same. Fancy him fat and old too.

Snort 🤣🤣🤣

Mine would be:

Ronnie O'Sullivan
Simon Cowell (pre the complete destruction of his face)
Adrian Edmondson
Remus Lupin (but not David Thewlis)
Smithy from Gavin and Stacey (but definitely not James Corden)

I think that's it.

I must clarify the fact that I was ONLY reporting on the slavish devotion JRM received from his coterie of female acolytes at Oxford, and again emphasise the fact that the (sane) rest of us watched in horrified fascination !

However, I can confirm that JRM has 'aged well' in that he still looks similar to his 20-year old self (probably because Nanny has always done everything for him !).

Peter Garrett. Singer, ex-politician & activist. He's quite a bit older than me, and I have fancied him for decades.

Hi Victoria!

(I remember Victoria Coren Mitchell telling JRM how attractive she found him on a Have I Got News For You a few years ago 😱He almost crapped himself and stuttered something about his wife being in the audience 😁)

Gordon Ramsay, Jonah Hill, Jeremy Clarkson

I'm 27 and sensing a pattern..

Very concerned by this thread as my husband looks a bit like Adam driver if you mixed him with James blunt. I think I might have to get hotter as I have definitely gone to seed after kids 🤣😩

James Acaster, Richard Ayoade (though I think he is straight up hot just a geeky persona), Ian Hislop and many, many others mentioned on this thread!! 😳 But no Tory boys, not even secretly into them.

God this thread is hilarious 😂 10 out of 10 to the Xi JinPing crew for actually admitting it. I love Prof Michael Clarke who does the military analysis on SKY news. His intelligence is such a turn on.

I was mightily amused when I checked into the Days Inn at Wetherby Services to find out he was spearheading (har!) their customer loyalty program.

www.businesswire.com/news/home/20150511005160/en/Wyndham-Hotel-Group-Unveils-Multi-Million-Dollar-Marketing-Campaign-to-Launch-New-Loyalty-Program

In related GoT crushes, I always had the hots for Varys.

Boris Becker is sex on legs

Hot ginge. That's why.

Just thought of another one…Kevin McCloud 😆

Ok Littlefinger. I confess. But the big Viking? All day long 😂😂

I posted about SOA Chibs upthread as i recently watched it again....

But,

Ron Perlman??

What is about him that you find attractive.?

Maybe I just have an aversion to him atm due to him being horrid in that series...

Adrian Edmondson
Yes

I cant remember the characters name but the fella who plays Theon and Yara's uncle. I heard that in real life he is best friends with Jaime and was his kids nanny. That made him even hotter.