Which “not hot” people do you fancy?

[WalkingOnTheCracks]

As a corollary to a thread asking which hot people you don't fancy...

The litmus test here is that we're talking about people who, if you mentioned over coffee that you fancied them, your friends would wrinkle their noses and say, "Oh, God - really? Ew. No, no no - I can't see the attraction at all."

@Lanneederniere oh yes sorry i did realise it wasn’t you with the awful crush 😂

He’s my secret crush too 😁 he’s like a cuddly teddy bear with the softest brown eyes and a great sense humour.

Peter Capaldi
Yes to DCI Gene Hunt
And Viggo Mortensen - even when he's not Aragorn

NC as embarrassed to admit this, but David Walliams

I think Adam Driver has definitely grew into his face recently. But when you look at photos of him when he was a marine, or in his first season of Girls 😬

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Gene Hunt
Dick Strawbridge

He’s so goofy looking but I still want him to do bad things to me 😬

The Iago of the middle classes.
House Buidling Guy: "I really don't think I can afford the custom windows"
KM: "What a shame. Do you really want to (whispers) compromise your architectural vision"

Remus Lupin (but not David Thewlis )

Ah but David Thewlis as leather clad Jaguar driving pimp James Jackson in Prime Suspect 3 was strangelt hot

Damian Grammaticas, have no idea why...
Also, agree with Ronnie O'Sullivan....
Also Adam Hill from The Last Leg.....

Giddy up! 😁

Jools Holland
Simon Jack
Bob Mortimer
Craig Charles (as Lister)
RA as Blackadder

Bradley Whitford. He’s old enough to be my grandparent and yet I absolutely would.

Dev from Corrie

David Harbour with his dad bod ♥

Marcus Wareing and Sir Keir 😍

Adrian Dunbar is straight up HOT though!

I'm with you on Sir Keir ... he has such a rugged face [until he starts talking in that whiny, nasal voice of his !] ... as long as I could tape his mouth shut, he would do !

He and José Maria Aznar, PM from 1996-2004 belong in the ¡Muy Caliente 🔥! territory

I hope the JRM fan club are feeling ashamed rn 🤣

James Acaster is 😍
I also used to fancy BoJo, it’s his hair.

Yy to Woody Harelson and Willem Dafoe.

I also seem to have a thing for posh Tory boys even though I've never voted for them. I draw the line at JRM though.

It's Alastair Campbell and Dominic Cummings for me. For actors it would be Rik Mayall as Captain Flash Heart and Rowan Atkinson as Blackadder 2, also Chris Barrie as Ace Rimmer

Christopher Walken? I don't know if he's "not hot" or not.

Ooh yeah. Definitely around his True Romance era for sure.

Martin Clunes......think it is his voice and the fact that he is such an animal lover like myself?