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Which “not hot” people do you fancy?

369 replies

WalkingOnTheCracks · 04/12/2022 13:06

As a corollary to a thread asking which hot people you don't fancy...

The litmus test here is that we're talking about people who, if you mentioned over coffee that you fancied them, your friends would wrinkle their noses and say, "Oh, God - really? Ew. No, no no - I can't see the attraction at all."

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Goodoldvera · 04/12/2022 17:14

Spider from Corrie....he scrubs up well irl

RishisProudMum · 04/12/2022 17:16

sausage767 · 04/12/2022 14:11

Adrian Dunbar.. Supt Hastings from LOD

He’s a gorgeous silver fox!

And Dominic Raab, Klitschko, Adam Driver and Stanley Tucci are all babes! What heresy is being spoken upon this thread?! 😂

Goodoldvera · 04/12/2022 17:16

xYerDaSellsAvonx · 04/12/2022 16:28

Richard Ayoade
Larry Lamb
Tommy Lee Jones
Christopher Eccleston
Charlie Brooker
Alex Brooker

TBF Larry Lamb was gorgeous when I was young, and he's aged well

NigelWithTheBrie79 · 04/12/2022 17:16

Louis Theroux is a hot geek. Would totally smash. 👉👌

JustAnotherMNUserPassing · 04/12/2022 17:17

Seann Walsh (I know, I know!)

Manicpixidreamgirl · 04/12/2022 17:17

Lewis Capaldi 😍

Eranzer · 04/12/2022 17:18

John Malkovich, DP always rolls his eyes when he's on the TV because he knows how much I fancy him.

Steve Buscemi, Willem Dafoe, Andy Serkis. Agree with Lewis Capaldi!

NigelWithTheBrie79 · 04/12/2022 17:18

Goodoldvera · 04/12/2022 17:16

TBF Larry Lamb was gorgeous when I was young, and he's aged well

Hot son too. You never hear about George these days though.

user26189065 · 04/12/2022 17:18

TrevorOrWhatever · 04/12/2022 17:08

This picture of him gives me the heebie jeebies 🤢

He has a very interesting mouth😊

HandlebarLadyTash · 04/12/2022 17:18

David Jason x

dolor · 04/12/2022 17:22

Eranzer · 04/12/2022 17:18

John Malkovich, DP always rolls his eyes when he's on the TV because he knows how much I fancy him.

Steve Buscemi, Willem Dafoe, Andy Serkis. Agree with Lewis Capaldi!

Andy Serkis is well hot.

Dreamsoffreedomjoyandpeace · 04/12/2022 17:22

Babyroobs · 04/12/2022 16:50

Jarvis cocker

Everyone fancies Jarvis!

BlueWalnut · 04/12/2022 17:23

A lot of politicians on here! Can I have Pedro Sanchez, the Spanish PM, or would he be in the ‘hot’ category?

TrevorOrWhatever · 04/12/2022 17:23

HandlebarLadyTash · 04/12/2022 17:18

David Jason x

Does anyone else get strange videos come up on Tiktok/IG about him? I got one last night and one a few days ago. I won't say the terminology used but the vibe is Jimmy Savile-ish.

Goodoldvera · 04/12/2022 17:25

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DuncanBiscuits · 04/12/2022 17:26

Adam Driver is like if a horse was turned into a hot human.

GertrudeOHara · 04/12/2022 17:27

Pallisers · 04/12/2022 16:04

Xi Jinping.

Probably should have name changed for that.

Ooh! Good one! I’ve definitely had flickerings of that!

riotlady · 04/12/2022 17:28

Ed Byrne. I love him now but especially when he was younger and he smoked during his standup.

RishisProudMum · 04/12/2022 17:28

xYerDaSellsAvonx · 04/12/2022 16:28

Richard Ayoade
Larry Lamb
Tommy Lee Jones
Christopher Eccleston
Charlie Brooker
Alex Brooker

I am very confused by some people’s version of ‘not hot’.

Which “not hot” people do you fancy?
Which “not hot” people do you fancy?
xYerDaSellsAvonx · 04/12/2022 17:28

TrevorOrWhatever · 04/12/2022 17:23

Does anyone else get strange videos come up on Tiktok/IG about him? I got one last night and one a few days ago. I won't say the terminology used but the vibe is Jimmy Savile-ish.

Ds asked me a while back if I knew who David Jason was. Never said why though.

xYerDaSellsAvonx · 04/12/2022 17:31

RishisProudMum · 04/12/2022 17:28

I am very confused by some people’s version of ‘not hot’.

Hey! You are preaching to the choir.
Let me be clear. I find him very hot. Its when I mention this to people they disagree with me. But they are wrong. We are right. I would ride him like Seabiscuit. Giddy up!

ChronicOverthinkr · 04/12/2022 17:31

Gomez in the new ‘Wednesday’ series. Yes, I know, I know 🙈

GertrudeOHara · 04/12/2022 17:32

Richard Ayoade is surely hot to everyone.

the JRM has nearly stumped me. I have my head on one side trying to picture the bonking and I think he’s never discourteous. I’ve never seen him in an interview be rude to anyone. So. Um. There are worse shags on the planet I dare say. But Lord. That’s the closest to me thinking WTF on the thread.

Prince Edward. Not sure if he counts as he was once v handsome.

the80sweregreat · 04/12/2022 17:34

I don't know his name , but there is a young Scottish guy on the channel four Google box programme who is hot but maybe others wouldn't think so , his g/ friend is lucky

FearofQueefing · 04/12/2022 17:35

I definitely get the Martin Lewis thing. And had a lust for Kenneth Branagh, long before Wallender.

Also
John Oliver
Paul Merton
(Apparently funny, smart, political satirists get my motor running!)

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