Which “not hot” people do you fancy?

[WalkingOnTheCracks]

As a corollary to a thread asking which hot people you don't fancy...

The litmus test here is that we're talking about people who, if you mentioned over coffee that you fancied them, your friends would wrinkle their noses and say, "Oh, God - really? Ew. No, no no - I can't see the attraction at all."

How do we feel about Piers Morgan? 🤕

#askingforafriend

Matt Berry (esp his character from what we do in the shadows )

You're travelling first class with a one-way ticket on the Hell Express

@NotAnotherBathBomb lmaooooooooooooooooooo, apt for this thread it seems 😂😇😱

Really enjoying this thread. Mine is Jeremy Paxman

@Ostryga I like Jack Black too, I think he'd be fun in bed.

@CaptainCallisto Tormund is hot!

Peter Dinklage. I often liked to wonder which of the Lannister men I fancied most, Tywin, Jamie or Tyrion.

Tyrion usually won, although Charles Dance butchering a deer really did something for me.

Joe Gilgun from Misfits and Preacher. In those he looks like you might catch something off him but I'm still interested.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - Gregg Wallace

My love for Gregg literally killed the thread

🤣🤣Gregg!!

Guy de la Bédoyère in his Time Team days.
Roger Allam.
Michael Kitchen as Foyle.
Paul Eddington.
Alan Rickman (though he was more “not conventionally handsome” a la Adam Driver and managed to make even the bestial Slope* appealing.)

*”That is your terminology, Archdeacon, not mine.”

Rowan Atkinson! When he was a bit younger.

Darragh Ennis from The Chase.

John Thaw
Adam driver
Martin Sheen

In blackadder III he was totally hot. I thought that was sort of the point!

Oh no 😂😂😂

David Cameron
Kevin Maguire - associate editor of the Daily Mirror

Agreed. Misogynistic prick, but I totally would.