Which “not hot” people do you fancy?

[WalkingOnTheCracks]

As a corollary to a thread asking which hot people you don't fancy...

The litmus test here is that we're talking about people who, if you mentioned over coffee that you fancied them, your friends would wrinkle their noses and say, "Oh, God - really? Ew. No, no no - I can't see the attraction at all."

Mick Lynch from the RMT

Me too. But not only then.

He has a house somewhere, south of France people say? Just planning my August in advance 😇

Liam Neeson. But I don't know, I don't know anyone else who finds him attractive.

Michael Portillo

He's tall, charming, well-read, and if his tight trousers are anything to go by, well-something-else too.

I wonder if he'd let you pop his lemon blazer over your naked bod as you made tea and toast for two after a vigorous love making session.

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I didn't know Victoria Coren Mitchell was on Mumsnet!!

Dermot Murnaghan the newsreader.

@SlagathaChristie i hate to disappoint you but he’s not that tall 😄

Tim Roth. Especially as Dr Cal Lightman. Total smoke show.

Search shows he's 5'11"
I;m not searching up anything else that @SlagathaChristie is pondering the measurements of ............

Lewis Capaldi. Keep having inappropriate dreams about him 🫠

Arthur Matthews co writer of Father Ted. He's gorgeous! 😍Going back in time I think both of Marilyn Monroe's husbands were hot. Arthur Miller and Joe DiMaggio.

That is quirky. He’s always doing that weird thing with his tongue! And he’s creepy and mean to his poor daughter.

@Ohgodohgod Slightly mean, intense intellectuals are my kryptonite… 😭

I kind of get it. Hugh Laurie as Dr House presses all my buttons. But loving Cal Lightman is going the extra mile. I salute you.

What?! You don't know anyone else who finds Liam Nelson attractive?! You need to get out more and make new friends!

Liam Nelson is absolutely gorgeous! He just makes me weak in the knees!

Liam Neeson is definitely hot.

Liam Neeson is overexposed. Be a lil mysterious Liam 😚

@Ohgodohgod ❤💞💗📢
#trueloveisreal #blessed #bumblebfffs #searchingfordaviddde

I have had a crush on John Hammond the weatherman (he as on itv But now I think he on the weather channel maybe) all my adult life. Even when I found out his favourite band was status quo.

Also Johnny Philips who is an obscure around the grounds reporter for soccer Saturday.

You know what? Even the lamb doesn’t make me feel the love now. So long, Dave.

@Ohgodohgod 😂😂😂

I hate to break it to you, but I don’t think you’re his type. Apparently there is a distinct whiff of lavender around his marital home…

lmao at both of these messages 😂