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Which “not hot” people do you fancy?

369 replies

WalkingOnTheCracks · 04/12/2022 13:06

As a corollary to a thread asking which hot people you don't fancy...

The litmus test here is that we're talking about people who, if you mentioned over coffee that you fancied them, your friends would wrinkle their noses and say, "Oh, God - really? Ew. No, no no - I can't see the attraction at all."

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TwoBlondes · 04/12/2022 16:15

John Malkovitch

GoingtotheWinchester · 04/12/2022 16:15

@AmeliaEarhart ”climb him like a tree” made me laugh out loud but totally get you 😂

dementedma · 04/12/2022 16:16

Hamza Yassin

GoingtotheWinchester · 04/12/2022 16:18

@Lanneederniere i don’t get the JRM love 😩. Conventionally unattractive I get, downright fucking vile is such a turn off though 😳.

Smashingpumpkins2022 · 04/12/2022 16:20

Lee Mack

WhoWants2Know · 04/12/2022 16:21

Greg Davies

SHM2407 · 04/12/2022 16:21

Woody Harrelson

JaneJeffer · 04/12/2022 16:23

Phos · 04/12/2022 16:13

Does Roger Federer count? I'm never sure if it's weird to fancy him or not.

Hi Sue

Flakjacketon · 04/12/2022 16:24

Another one here for Rory Stewart

Mammyloveswine · 04/12/2022 16:26

Peter Jones from dragons den.. Greg Davies... Prince Charles in the crown...

Clint Eastwood (even old I just think he's phwoar)...

I did have a naughty dream about Greg Wallace which I'm not quite over..

Mammyloveswine · 04/12/2022 16:26

sausage767 · 04/12/2022 14:11

Adrian Dunbar.. Supt Hastings from LOD

Oh yes!! Fella

Ihateboris · 04/12/2022 16:26

OutFortheBirds · 04/12/2022 14:05

Rory Stewart

Hell yeah!!!

xYerDaSellsAvonx · 04/12/2022 16:28

Richard Ayoade
Larry Lamb
Tommy Lee Jones
Christopher Eccleston
Charlie Brooker
Alex Brooker

Highlighta · 04/12/2022 16:30

Tommy Flanagan for me 😍

He played Chibs in Sons of anarchy, the one with the face scars.

No one else I know thinks he's attractive. That OK though, I won't have to fight for him 😂

Firstruleofsoupover · 04/12/2022 16:30

Richard Osman. I saw him at a book-signing event and not only is he tres handsome, he looks about 15 years younger in real life than on the screen.

glamourousindierockandroll · 04/12/2022 16:31

Alastair Campbell

OutFortheBirds · 04/12/2022 16:36

I would.

dolor · 04/12/2022 16:39

Lanneederniere · 04/12/2022 16:09

I can confirm that, during his university years, JRM was followed by a loyal and adoring female coterie who hung on his every word.

The rest of us watched their antics in amazement and horror !

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I feel really rather ill. Brb getting sick bag LOL

OutFortheBirds · 04/12/2022 16:41

dolor · 04/12/2022 16:39

I feel really rather ill. Brb getting sick bag LOL

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😭😭😭 he looks weird, but his persona and general being is beyond gross.
I feel I’d have more of a chance getting through to Freddie Kruger

RaRaRaspoutine · 04/12/2022 16:42

glamourousindierockandroll · 04/12/2022 16:31

Alastair Campbell

YES!

SirVixofVixHall · 04/12/2022 16:45

KeeefBurtain · 04/12/2022 14:37

Noel fielding

Doesn’t everyone fancy Noel ? My teenage dd thinks he is really handsome.

AllIwantforChristmas22 · 04/12/2022 16:45

I saw Rory Stewart at an event and he is tiny! And not attractive

MarcelEtCeleste · 04/12/2022 16:46

CaptainCallisto · 04/12/2022 15:02

Also Philip Glennister, but only as DCI Hunt, which seems even worse somehow because he's such a dick!

I’m with you there! And I find it totally bizarre.

Everyone goes “eww” when I mention I also have the hots for Matt Smith (Dr Who).

ClaireEclair · 04/12/2022 16:47

Most of these people are hot! Or attractive at least. Although I don’t find someone like Leonardo dicaprio attractive in the slightest. Or Brad Pitt. Jason Mantzoukas on the other hand (Adrien Pimento from Brooklyn 99)…mother may I?

OutFortheBirds · 04/12/2022 16:49

But he’s v clever, a good egg and was anti-Bozo enough to leave. He’s not classically hot, but he gets my vote.