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Which “not hot” people do you fancy?

369 replies

WalkingOnTheCracks · 04/12/2022 13:06

As a corollary to a thread asking which hot people you don't fancy...

The litmus test here is that we're talking about people who, if you mentioned over coffee that you fancied them, your friends would wrinkle their noses and say, "Oh, God - really? Ew. No, no no - I can't see the attraction at all."

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OutFortheBirds · 04/12/2022 15:51

He’s pretty hot tho, in a make model kind of way

AmeliaEarhart · 04/12/2022 15:51

Oh, and Will Self.

ShitMumsClub · 04/12/2022 15:51

Ah yes, the hideous Adam Driver that we'd all push aside to get to Matt Hancock 🤦‍♀️

Which “not hot” people do you fancy?
OutFortheBirds · 04/12/2022 15:52

hahahahahaaa

AttilaTheUOkHun · 04/12/2022 15:54

milawops · 04/12/2022 14:36

Steve Buscemi

Sorry, he's mine. Grin One of my first crushes. I watched Armageddon A LOT.

Ambertonix · 04/12/2022 15:55

Gary Neville for me. Always was and always will be!

AttilaTheUOkHun · 04/12/2022 15:57

ShitMumsClub · 04/12/2022 15:51

Ah yes, the hideous Adam Driver that we'd all push aside to get to Matt Hancock 🤦‍♀️

His face is an... acquired taste. 🤷‍♀️

Nemomarge · 04/12/2022 15:59

KeeefBurtain · 04/12/2022 14:37

Noel fielding

He's always been mine, from day dot of Boosh!

Boooooot · 04/12/2022 16:00

Michael Rooker as Merle and Yondu.

RoseAndGeranium · 04/12/2022 16:03

unlimiteddilutingjuice · 04/12/2022 14:21

Martin Lewis.
When I think of our life together I imagine him gently berating me for failing to shop around for broadband.

Surely the hotness of Martin rests on the fact that he would sort the broadband, and set reminders for when the Netflix free trial was expiring too.

Pallisers · 04/12/2022 16:04

Xi Jinping.

Probably should have name changed for that.

Lanneederniere · 04/12/2022 16:04

unlimiteddilutingjuice · 04/12/2022 14:21

Martin Lewis.
When I think of our life together I imagine him gently berating me for failing to shop around for broadband.

Lol ! 😂

dolor · 04/12/2022 16:04

Oh god

What is wrong with some of you?!

🤢

FFSgetagripoldlady · 04/12/2022 16:05

Rishi Sunak has something sexy about him. Obviously so does Dominic Raab - there's a few of us weak for that wink!

FFSgetagripoldlady · 04/12/2022 16:05

RoseAndGeranium · 04/12/2022 16:03

Surely the hotness of Martin rests on the fact that he would sort the broadband, and set reminders for when the Netflix free trial was expiring too.

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So much going on here!

goadyolddough · 04/12/2022 16:06

Jay-Z

When friends turn their nose up my response is that if Beyoncé found him attractive then I'm sure I can.

I've watched him interviewed and he's very dry and funny!

dolor · 04/12/2022 16:07

My main horror here is the fact that someone suggested the Haunted Edwardian Wanksock, Jacob Rees Mogg.

Any Tory really

But especially him ohgod

THEN SOMEONE SAID BORIS

😭😭😭😭😭

I FEAR FOR YOUR SANITY

VacancyAtNumber10AGAIN · 04/12/2022 16:07

Wladimir Klitschko, been a crush of mine for years

Saucery · 04/12/2022 16:08

Mackenzie Crook
Rainn Wilson
Paul Johnson of the Institute Of Fiscal Studies. I do find that bizarre, but also look forward to economic news items…..

dolor · 04/12/2022 16:09

VacancyAtNumber10AGAIN · 04/12/2022 16:07

Wladimir Klitschko, been a crush of mine for years

He's actually hot tho

Lanneederniere · 04/12/2022 16:09

dolor · 04/12/2022 16:07

My main horror here is the fact that someone suggested the Haunted Edwardian Wanksock, Jacob Rees Mogg.

Any Tory really

But especially him ohgod

THEN SOMEONE SAID BORIS

😭😭😭😭😭

I FEAR FOR YOUR SANITY

I can confirm that, during his university years, JRM was followed by a loyal and adoring female coterie who hung on his every word.

The rest of us watched their antics in amazement and horror !

TwoBlondes · 04/12/2022 16:11

Ostryga · 04/12/2022 14:04

Jack Black

Yep!

IcakethereforeIam · 04/12/2022 16:12

Topsy Ojo, though in all honesty he is just lovely.

Phos · 04/12/2022 16:13

Does Roger Federer count? I'm never sure if it's weird to fancy him or not.

TwoBlondes · 04/12/2022 16:13

RaRaRaspoutine · 04/12/2022 15:19

Tony Benn (had a lovely gleam in his eye). Paxman. Bill Nighy. I’m 32 and there’s something quite wrong with me clearly

But Tony Benn was gorgeous !