What was your local, shit club that you frequented in your youth?

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Nc for this one 😁

Mine was Langtrys in Beckenham. Absolute shit hole. We used to get in from 15 years old as the bouncers just asked for our date of birth and star sign! Would sneak bottles of wine in hidden in the lining of coats. Loads of weird, pervy men. Constant fights. I shudder to think of dd in that environment but 13yo me thought it was amazing.

Blazes in Windsor?

Liquid. I loved it they never IDed me, was clubbing there from 16. Drinks were £1!Some very happy drunken memories there. If only the walls could talk.

Clubs these days aren't the same!

Martines in East Grinstead! Thursday nights - the whole year group from school was there.

And there used to be a club that played 80s music in East Croydon...before it was Reflex - can't remember the name now!

Burnley haha Pànamas is long gone but smacks is still kicking haha

Far from shit but - Jillys in Manchester- I’d dance my arse off from 9pm-7am every all nighter from the age of 15, my angelic looking mate once got in with her school library card 😆

WHY DID THEY HAVE TO SHUT 😭

Most of these plus The Epping Forest country club also previously mentioned. But before all of these in my actual youth it was Lipsticks in Limehouse, Guccis in Hackney and one in Stepney that I just can't remember the name of. It's driving me mad!

I was more The Brunswick of a Friday and Peggotys Saturday.

Peppermint Place in Blackburn (dress code - dress casual, but with style 🙈🤢) it was renamed Utopia and the Cats Whiskers in Burnley (saw Nick Kershaw there!)

Oooh I'm so curious about this one!

@HairyMcLarie , ah pomaigne yes! I remember a drunken coach journey there once when at uni. It was terrible. There was also 50/50 night at RG1s wasn't there? 50p a shot/ pint.

Underage was Bondage Whorehouse (Bonding Warehouse), now flats in York. Was more a pub than club but I couldn't stand Ziggy's.

In my Teens:
Harpers, Bojangles and Cinderellas in Guildford
Junction 45 and The Big Apple in Woking.

Uni days
The Theatre in Wandsworth
hippodrome and the other one in Leicester Square that’s name escapes me but think it started with E and was the other side of the z a haagan Daz shop.

when I was visiting my cousin we’d go to Kitty’s in Kircaldy

I loved clubbing. Lol

Ziggy's was one of my student haunts. It's recently been renamed back to being Ziggys again. Ah, memories!

Buuurnleh 🤣

The only places I recognise here 😁apart from Heaven (which was not shit!)

I also went to the cabbage patch, borderline, feet first, looney toons, whirlygig, escape from samsara...

Millionaires in Redhill. Cinatra's in Croydon. Sometimed Crystals after watching Wimbledon play at Selhurst park. Blue Orchid on Purley Way - my mum and dad met there when it was Cindarella Rockafellas in the 60's. Da Vinci's (was that Horley?), Martines, I think in East Grinstead. Liquid & Envy in Crawley. Vaults in Kingston. Used to go Thurs, Fri & Sat night.. how did we do it???

Sorrels! It just came to me!

I virtually lived in Atlantis, was in there the night of the shooting
Ikon, jumping jax
Tokyo jos
Squires

Sure people will guess where it is!

Peppermint Place was ace! I got chucked out once for sneaking booze into the under 18s disco .

For lowest of the absolute low of shit clubs, there was Sutty's in Mill Hill in Blackburn. I went there maximum twice and if was bloody awful and a little bit scary!

Brighton, early 90s.

Sister Rays, little indie place

Hungry Years, rock/metal place almost opposite the pier.

Preston? I don't recall Atlantis or a shooting so i think you're quite a bit younger than me...

Eros in Enfield
Jumping Jaks in Ilford
Shannons in Seven Kings

All shocking shades of shite :D

Blue orchid in Croydon..

Zens in Dartford....went when I was 18 and felt like the oldest person in there!

Or we'd go 'up town' to Equinox in Leicester Square

The Savoy for me as well , but when we were under 16 if you defo wanted guaranteed entrance we also went to the Sun Club, we were also a fan of Clattie Pats.

Chuckling here at the idea of people willing to to go a place known as Shites for a night out. I love how the names were trying to sound exotic, but were generally known as something do to with fights/underage drinking/sexual acts/smells. Seems that every town had somewhere!

Oh god, Inkerman Arms if you were underage, The Park or The Whitehouse if you weren't, then off to The Edge or Liquid. Name the town.