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Things you can never say out loud in real life as you'll hurt the feelings of someone you like....

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hatetheplayernotthegame · 16/10/2022 23:01

...stop buying puppies from breeders FFS.

So sick of people popping up with the latest - inevitably moustachiod dull as fuck doodle - puppy that they've bought from some back yard breeder.

I love dogs. The people who do this never seem to really like dogs much, if they did they'd consider adopting one of the gazillions dumpbed post-lockdown (bought by moustachio-doodle loving twats just like them).

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MsPincher · 17/10/2022 01:57

hatetheplayernotthegame · 16/10/2022 23:01

...stop buying puppies from breeders FFS.

So sick of people popping up with the latest - inevitably moustachiod dull as fuck doodle - puppy that they've bought from some back yard breeder.

I love dogs. The people who do this never seem to really like dogs much, if they did they'd consider adopting one of the gazillions dumpbed post-lockdown (bought by moustachio-doodle loving twats just like them).

You obviously don’t love dogs if you’re so keen to sneer at them because they are a popular breed.

it’s utterly impossible to get a dog from a rescue with kids. I don’t know anyone with a puppy who didn’t consider a rescue (including me)- but all were refused.

Also a few rescues said they had an increase in enquiries but there is absolutely not “gazillions” in rescues. There are very few popular breeds in uK rescues as usual and these dogs are still sold for a fortune.

Pretty much everyone I know got their dog from a breeder. There are hardly any dogs in uk rescues and they won’t let you have them anyway if you have kids, a job,etc.

Cannot be doing with breed snobs. Such a ridiculous thing to be a snob over.

so probably just as well you don’t express that opinion irl - it’s a bit daft.

oakleaffy · 17/10/2022 02:03

hatetheplayernotthegame · 16/10/2022 23:01

...stop buying puppies from breeders FFS.

So sick of people popping up with the latest - inevitably moustachiod dull as fuck doodle - puppy that they've bought from some back yard breeder.

I love dogs. The people who do this never seem to really like dogs much, if they did they'd consider adopting one of the gazillions dumpbed post-lockdown (bought by moustachio-doodle loving twats just like them).

Quite agree with the buying puppies from the usual bad places.

Saw one over the weekend, a merle Dachshund that was sold at just 6- 7 weeks.

These awful Back yard breeders put merle into everything that can, as it's a ''Popular colour'' especially if the poor dog has different coloured, washed out eyes.

The buyers don't see pups with mother, and two dogs I have seen {one a Lurcher, one a terrier cross} were sold as ''Labradoodles''

People just don't educate themselves before buying.

Rescue centres are full to the brim at the moment, with poorly socialised dogs.

Testament to foolish ''Buy in haste, dump when bored'' owners.

doittwice · 17/10/2022 02:03

Why did you cause all of this drama? I loved you and cared for you and I still miss you after going nc for 5 years. I see you in my dreams sometimes and miss those times we had together, we had history together you fucking bitch. Why did you shit stir? Why couldn't you be happy for me when I got married? I never left you out of anything. You're the one who made up lies about me to make yourself look better than me, gossiped behind my back all these years when I thought we were close, shared and twisted every detail of me. Why couldn't you ever be happy for me when I got a promotion at work? You always tried to compete with me and I never wanted to one up you, I valued our friendship, I valued YOU. I doubt you would ever find a friend like me who liked and cared for you without any benefits.

ZeldaWillTellYourFortune · 17/10/2022 02:05

Stop blasting the insect life to extinction with your fucking pesticides and power tools.

missmamiecuddleduck · 17/10/2022 02:11

Stop posting how great your marriage is on fb. We all know he's a lazy lying cheat.

MyrtlethePurpleTurtle · 17/10/2022 02:17

I love you so much and you’ll never know

stopbeingacunt · 17/10/2022 02:21

Parental grandparents are just as important as maternal grandparents. Just watch how your daughter runs up to me with a huge smile asking for stories and can we go out Nana and face timing me asking to see me. Yet you do everything you can't stop me visiting you. I don't know what more I can do? You said yourself I'm the most tolerant patient happy person ever. I neve give you advice; so why did you not let me see my granddaughter until she was 5 months old? And then you're treating me as I am some sort of wicked person? You have no idea how much you've hurt me. When your son arrives in march don't expect me to be there giving you gifts again whilst you sell them all, because I won't be.

I'm just sad I won't be having any other grandchildren

Sndhehjzugwvs · 17/10/2022 02:27

We see through you. We won’t see you again. Ever. Accept it. Don’t use X to relay messages to us. The damage is done. As you won’t accept your wrong and the pain and hurt you’ve caused, that’s it.

What is it like to constantly criticise everyone you nasty control freak? You are one miserable cantankerous specimen as well as being so so bloody boring.

Y is a lazy sponger and a hypocrite. Didactic doesn’t quite cover it.

HighlandPony · 17/10/2022 02:35

Stop phoning the polis when you pair have a fight. You know he’ll get lifted, you know he’ll get bail conditions to stay away and I’m sick of hiding him at mine for you.

Changeee1546789 · 17/10/2022 02:38

Stop dropping the fact you went to a private school and Cambridge into every single fucking conversation.

GardenShack · 17/10/2022 02:57

You're clueless about what a philandering wanker your 'perfect ' husband is!

Kittylickingplate · 17/10/2022 03:07

I love you adult child but I dislike your fiancé. I respect you for giving them so much support and I wish you much joy for your life but I will miss you.

IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 17/10/2022 03:13

Grow up, move on and stop being so self centred. There's a reason - the same reason - why your husband and adult children all left you.

StoppinBy · 17/10/2022 03:30

Hey PIL, you are the biggest takers I know. You have been handed everything, including free housing and bills your entire lives while FIL's parents paid all the rates etc on the property, you had your son working for you for nothing from the time he was old enough until we had our first child and I put my foot down.

You expect the people around you (mostly us) to fix or do anything that needs doing at your property, including concreting/erecting sheds, fencing and even mowing your god damned grass for free.

I can't believe that after all the weekends your son worked for you for nothing while you took a wage that when he didn't have an extra few thousand he needed for a house deposit that you 'loaned' it to him and he had to pay it back.

You sold a special car that was given to him as a gift from a close relative FIL without permission and you kept the money. Your son was too worried about making you upset to ever say anything.

You never give anything to people in return and if you do happen to do something (like babysitting our children twice in almost 10 years) it always comes with strings. This is why you have people who are friends for such a short period of time.

One time when we were on holidays and my relative who was meant to water my veg garden for the two weeks we were away was injured (minor injuries) in a road accident and couldn't, PIL, you refused to water my garden.

And.... if I have to hear you say one more time, after a life of living bill free that you are broke or your bank account has nothing in it when both of you worked (and still do) full time while the Grandparents who paid for your housing also babysat your children while you did nothing for them.... I might just explode!

Lastly..... MIL, when you recently told me that FIL had said 'I wish the kids would visit more often' A/we don't visit as much because every time we do he wants us to do stuff for him, we can't ever just visit B/ we both know that he meant 'I wish Mr&Mrs StoppingBy would do more for us' but we are sick of being taken advantage of by you and you both need a reality check about how you are constantly doing so.

It's time for you to start paying people to do the shit you expect everyone to do for you for free if you don't want to do it yourselves!!!!

Lol.... well, that turned in to a rant.

LuckyPeonies · 17/10/2022 03:36

Stop having babies you can’t afford with with blokes you barely know! Birth control and abortions are readily available!!

Dunnoburt · 17/10/2022 03:37

I really don't give a fuck about your motorbike nor the mid life crisis that's surrounded its purchase!!!! 😇🏍

Leobynature · 17/10/2022 03:42

Your drinking is out of control. You do it in secret but i know you drink heavily as you are often drunk and incoherent. You have even been drunk to work and whilst driving your children around. You need help

You are also gaining a lot of weight and it is not helping your self esteem, you hate the way you look but you are taking no responsibility for it.

You have a lovely family and they need you. Enjoy them and stop comparing your lives to others!

manova366 · 17/10/2022 03:45

At work, and in general company, I refrain from talking much about my kids because a) it's a sensitive topic to people who are childless not through choice and b) it's a self absorbed and not a very interesting thing to talk about.
So it'd be great if you could just mention your dogs once in a while but please don't insist on giving me a half-hour daily update on how they slept, how they ate, and whatever not very interesting things they did yesterday, because it's really boring!

Georgeandzippyzoo · 17/10/2022 03:51

leccybill · 17/10/2022 00:02

Pandora is shite.

YES!!

Somanysocks · 17/10/2022 04:04

Yes it is odd to still be living with your parents at 52.

Tadpoll · 17/10/2022 04:15

travellinglighter · 17/10/2022 00:46

It’s a dog, it doesn’t understand or care when you explain what it’s done wrong in a squeaky voice and it makes me grind my teeth.

omg yes.

In fact, just:

IT’S A DOG!

emanresuymevas · 17/10/2022 04:16

Your daughter - yes, I said it - is not "redefining what it is to be a woman" by claiming that she's male. She's not "ahead of her time". She - yes, I said that too - found out her big sister had been raped multiple times when she was eight, thought her dad was going to die, twice, then found out her sister was sexually assaulted by a man in between lockdowns. Just as she herself was hitting teenage years.

Oh and she sees her mother in a SAHM role in which she doesn't really want to be, but tries to pretend she does.

Is it ANY WONDER SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE A WOMAN?! She went from being a girl, to being a "they" to being a "he" within 9 months, with no dysphoria at all before. And seemingly none now either!

Everybody is dancing around "him" while "he" wears long dangly earrings, dresses and other outwardly feminine things..and has changed "his" name to something more feminine than the name on her birth certificate.

But saying that all this plus your daughter's crippling anxiety, that also developed during this same timeframe, has anything to do with her digging her metaphorical heels in and rejecting both the development her female body and what she knows can go along with that, seems to be sacreligious.

And if all that weren't bad enough, you enjoy the semi celebrity, the implied "specialness" of "being the mother of a trans kid". You enjoy complaining that she has to wait to get testosterone, that she has to wait to get a double mastectomy. You enjoy saying "it's not fair". She's 14 FFS. It's only been 18 months since this first started, less than a year since she decided she was a boy and now you're complaining she can't get her breasts cut off immediately?!

You are so desperate to be seen as the cool mum/woke mum/special mum that you're willing to sacrifice your daughter's future health. You're so happy being "the mother of a trans kid" that you're overlooking the fact she's lesbian (or bi) and helping her feel comfortable. You are making up for how unimportant you feel in the SAHM role (you're not, but socially it can feel like that - as you know I know) by gleefully taking on a special role as being a "mother of a trans kid".

You get a kick out of the pronoun "he" when talking about your daughter. It's almost like every time you say it, you reconfirm your conferred specialness. You love to say that you don't expect anybody else to get the pronouns correct straight away. And yet nobody f*cking dares get it wrong, because your (pseudo) magnanimity is patronisingly, disapprovingly transparent.

Your eldest daughter does not have a brother called Emilia (not real name). You do not have a son. You are not raising a male and female child. You have two daughters, one of whom is trying to back-peddle from being a woman so fast it hurts. She needs help, real help, not a broken voice or her breasts cut off.

I used to look up to you and your parenting. I don't now. I'm so, so sad. I cannot say any of this because you only want to hear things that make you feel special on this topic. I don't want to be labelled as a transphobic bigot any more than you have already suggested I am based on conversations we had before all this started.

Your DD could be called delusional for insisting she's the sex she's not. After everything she discovered in a short period of time and sees from your life, accompanied by the social isolation of lockdowns, is it any surprise she doesn't want to be a woman?! I actually think she's perfectly rational but has found an irrational way to express it.

PS I'm the mother of a son and a daughter. I know there are different issues raising the two sexes, especially once puberty raises it's head. But trust me, raising your daughter who has recently identified as male is not the same as raising a boy. Really, trust me on this. You're gaslighting me (or attempting to) about my own experiences raising a boy and I find it insulting. My son is not a traumatised girl. He's a boy, with all that that means physically and socially.

PPPS My son is also not a rapist-to-be. Funny how you can tell the difference between our "sons" on that front.

Eastie77Returns · 17/10/2022 04:22

Please listen to the teachers, your daughter is not gifted. They see hundreds of children and know what is within the boundaries of expected performance at her age. She is a lovely, bright little girl and DS loves their play dates but I’m now weary of meeting up after years of hearing you complain that teaching staff cannot recognise her brilliance.

I cringe when you ask me to proof read the emails you relentlessly send to the school trying to make your point. The fact English is your second language does not excuse your rudeness in these missives. Yes, perhaps you do need to home school her.

Her reading level isn’t light years ahead of her age. DS and other children in her class read the same books. Speaking two languages at her age isn’t highly unusual and a sign of extreme intelligence. Who is telling you this stuff?

You are now planning to move her to a third school in as many years because she needs to “stretched” in line with her capabilities. Oh dear. Every school has told you the same thing and it will be no different at this new school.

emanresuymevas · 17/10/2022 04:24

That was a looooooooot longer than intended, but felt good to get it all out!

starrynight21 · 17/10/2022 04:25

Look, DSis, I know you're lonely since your DP died, but you are being really silly about trying to catch another man. At 64 you look downright stupid with tattoed eyebrows and lip liner, and claw-like fingernails, and clothes that would look bad on a teenager. Everyone in the family is rolling their eyes about you.

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