Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 9

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We're on page 39 of the old one so...

Previous question: What are you having for tea?

My answer: Whatever you're having!

New question: What's HE having?

Ill be putting up the Christmas Tree in good time for 2023

Do you have any resolutions made

More like revolutions planned!

What revolutions am I am planning?

Love a cocktail bar. Great night.

What's keeping you awake at night?

Passionate sex with the man from Atlantis

Have you ever eaten the toe of a crocodile

Only a nibble I find the toe of an alligator more palatable
what time should I go to bed tonight?

To be on the safe side ho to bed now

what can I do to heal my shoulder?
[would welcome genuine healing thoughts as well as wrong answer 🙁]

You need to start training for the World's Strongest Woman contest asap and the sand bag toss in particular.

What are your hoping 2023 will bring you?

A hot man or 3 but preferably the love of my life but no brothers this time! 😬

Do u like it hot?

Only hot,vimpto.
should I start a petition to king Charles,to get @TracyBeakerSoYeah a hot man?

Definitely @x2boys

Will PCBZ ever get over losing the plot or RIAD come to his senses that he's not punching above & I'm not going to run off with someone else?
Or will I come to my senses & stick to thinking they're both a waste of space & live a great life before my friends & family have me certified????

IRL they both sound like arse holes
In the context of this thread I believe @TracyBeakerSoYeah would make a brilliant Queen Consort
Should we all petition King Charles to make @TracyBeakerSoYeah the next Queen consort?

Yes - does that mean off with Catherine’s or Camilla’shead? (I’m sure The King will do thing’s properly- no “Kate”)

What is @TracyBeakerSoYeah going to wear for the Coronation?

A chicken suit and a disputed emerald tiara obviously!

What shall I have to drink?

Everything darling
what shall I wear for the occasion?

A Mr Blobby costume, it'll keep you warm in winter.

How can I make millions like Harry with my family drama?

Write a diary and keep it in a safe - everyone will get to know and you’ll be a millionaire.

What dramatic thing happened to @ItWasSadlyTimetoChangemyName family?

They became rulers of the modern world through witch hunt and skull duggery
who should @ItWasSadlyTimetoChangemyName ,sell their story too?

Maybe I can sell it to Harry to take his mind off things. I can make a movie to be released in the cinemas before Harry has that idea with my non existent self funding.

Does any fancy a cameo appearance? It may lunch your new career

depends how many calories it has

when was the last time you wet the bed

It was a good idea but it had 10,000 calories last time I checked. As I don't have a washing machine I had to hose down the bed to clean it last month.

Does anyone else have any other genius ideas?

PS cameo roles still available, payment in calories as per job description

Yes my genius idea is to forget calorie counting ,and every time you .eat something count the new Harry &Meghan threads ,we can call.it the H&M plan
will I make billions with my genius idea?

we can pool our Mumsnet’s brains and showcase our genius ideas on Dragon’s Den or get investment from Lord Sugar

Which one of us is gonna do the pitch?

Me as I'm an amazing arch manipulator persuader

Give me your best suggestions?

MNetter can be hired for a week and will make 5 serving 10 from your chicken

How many people have already signed up- Dragons want to know

To put it simply all of Mumsnet plus extended family and friends. Add to that no contact family and friends. Then add up all ghosted family and friends and not forgetting all those who have been catfished minus vegetarians, vegans and allergy sufferers

We need to get recipe book out ASAP and tie in with the H&M diet plan.

Which one of us will to go on QVC to sell?

This time next year we will all be billionaires with our autobiographies out