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Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 9

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bearlyactive · 28/09/2022 17:02

We're on page 39 of the old one so...

Previous question: What are you having for tea?

My answer: Whatever you're having!

New question: What's HE having?

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x2boys · 11/01/2023 10:46

ItWasSadlyTimetoChangemyName6 · 11/01/2023 09:03

To put it simply all of Mumsnet plus extended family and friends. Add to that no contact family and friends. Then add up all ghosted family and friends and not forgetting all those who have been catfished minus vegetarians, vegans and allergy sufferers

We need to get recipe book out ASAP and tie in with the H&M diet plan.

Which one of us will to go on QVC to sell?

This time next year we will all be billionaires with our autobiographies out

I think the only fair and sensible way to decide which one of us goes on QVC, is to play Eenie,Menie,Minie,Mo
carrots ,peas or .Spicey Beans?

ItWasSadlyTimetoChangemyName6 · 11/01/2023 16:32

Spicy up your life with the spicy option

What is the 178th post on this thread gonna be about?

x2boys · 11/01/2023 16:45

Marbles
arch or elgin?

Tassen · 11/01/2023 18:09

Arch

Because it's all about me, isn't it? 😂

Sillybanana · 12/01/2023 03:59

As if! Everyone knows it’s all about Mr Kipling.

Which of his cakes should I eat for my breakfast?

ItWasSadlyTimetoChangemyName6 · 12/01/2023 10:52

Rock cake made from the finest white cliffs of Dover

Will @Sillybanana have any teeth left? I'm thinking we all have to donate one tooth to make up for it

x2boys · 12/01/2023 10:57

No.she will have a mouthful of Diamonds
who is your favourite Muppet?

Jenasaurus · 14/01/2023 16:18

My Boss, always my fave muppet

When did you last clean your toilet

x2boys · 14/01/2023 16:56

Do you clean your toilet?
does a toilet duck quack?

Mypoorbody · 14/01/2023 20:22

no - it’s beneath him. The supermarket brands will.
Please give me a good reason I should hoover.

x2boys · 14/01/2023 20:30

There's never a good reason to Hoover
Should hoovering be against the law?

Tassen · 16/01/2023 01:01

No it should be made a compulsory GCSE up there with Math & English.

What else should be made a compulsory GCSE?

Jenasaurus · 16/01/2023 09:27

A GCSE on how to detect trolls should be mandatory

When did trolls escape from under the bridge and how many Billy goats met their demise from one.

ItWasSadlyTimetoChangemyName6 · 16/01/2023 12:15

That's an A Level Troll question I have no I idea how to answer as I have not had enough tuition

What mega paid job could I get with a degree in Troll Detection?

Tassen · 16/01/2023 20:48

Chief Executive of the Royal Family so everyone who's in, out & shaken all about is kept in line with quarterly performance appraisals & bungee jumping off bridges is part of the performance plan.

Who would be the Chief Operations Officer aka as second in command?

x2boys · 18/01/2023 17:39

Rod,Jane and Freddie are going to.non share
what shalli.say to King Charles on Friday when he comes to Bolton?

x2boys · 18/01/2023 17:40

Job share*

ItWasSadlyTimetoChangemyName6 · 18/01/2023 18:16

Ask him if we can have 27 free time share apartments at Buckingham Palace, one for each of us on this thread.

What will you say to Kate and Wills when you bump into them in the corridor?

x2boys · 18/01/2023 18:53

I will.ask them if they would !ikr a borrow of my new book "The spare to pass time
Will Camilla be nipping into Primark for some cheap pajamas,whilst she's in Bolton. ?

Tassen · 19/01/2023 16:46

Camilla will be working on the tills as that's her outing hobby, doing random shifts at random Primarks round the country.

Why is my friend obsessed with Primark & always drags me in there when we go shopping?

x2boys · 19/01/2023 20:30

Your friend is a huge fan of Camilla and
Planning on taking you on an across country tour of.Primark stores hoping to spot Camilla doing her random shifts at random stores she's hoping you will be enticed by the extremely cheap t shirts and socks
if king Charles is appearing g at 12.50 tomorrow at Bolton town hall what time should I go.into.Bolton ( I live ten minutes away from the town centre )?

ItWasSadlyTimetoChangemyName6 · 19/01/2023 22:33

You need to leave home this minute and start camping out because you have that very important question to ask about our 27 free time share apartments at Buck House, don't forget!

What will we do if we don't get our time share apartments?

Tassen · 21/01/2023 02:39

Make Charles spend a year manning the fitting rooms at Primark!

How long will he last before he gives in & gives us our 27 free time shares in Buck House & what else shall we ask for?

Bagzzz · 21/01/2023 14:38

a tiara

How much can we sell a gold tiara for?

x2boys · 21/01/2023 15:07

£33.50
Do You think they will.let us try on the crown 👑?

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