Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 9

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We're on page 39 of the old one so...

Previous question: What are you having for tea?

My answer: Whatever you're having!

New question: What's HE having?

She's a clothing reform campaigner, set on the elimination of all corsets and bodices.

How should I mark someone else's anniversary?

Go wild swimming

What else are good wild activities/hobbies?

Wild shoe shopping
Wild dog walking
Wild Aldi
Who would you take a walk on the wild side with?

Robert Downey Jr

What should we do after our wild walk?

Me myself and Irene as I'm forever let down

Is it time to get the violins out and have a pity party? 🎻

Yes because Robert Downey Jr let us down & ran off with Irene & co & left us standing there like Muppets!

Whats the goss on Kermit, Miss Piggy etc?

They have a passionate love/ hate relationship
Wouuld their offspriing be Frigs,or Progs?

Percycolis I think (according to that Spencer Marxy fellow 😂)

Whats going on in Sesame Street?

They are having a Coronation party as Count von Count has become King Count. At the stroke of midnight everyone shall be bitten

When is the Mumsnet street party?

In the year of our Lord 2057
What will the theme be ?

'The Beauty of Boards'
including paddle, ironing, side, skate, surf, snow, cheese, chairmen, executive, charity, game & many others.

Anna Wintour (Vogue) is compiling the guest list & has Kanye, Kylie Minogue, Keir Starmer, Keith Lemon, Princess Kate, Keanu Reeves, Katie Price, Kevin Bacon, Kerry Katona & Kate Moss as the party ambassadors/hosts

But who else should Anna invite?

Alk of us on this thread of course
What will we wear?

Kenny and Kyle from South Park are the VIP guests

Why are only the K's invited?

Because they are special 😂
(@LunaTec you were just itching to ask that weren't you 😂)

But who will the be the DJ?

The pope
What type of music will.be played?

Only God knows the answer to that one but I hope there will be an app to request your favourite songs

How do I get tickets to this event? It's sounds too good to miss

You have to buy every brand of Beauty Advent Calendar there is & then swap your receipts for a diamond tennis bracelet armband to gain entry to the ball

What's next years sought after advent calendar?

A,raunchy calendar with a,different member.of the current Cabinet in a,suggestive pose on each page of the calendar
How much will they retail.for?

It's a free gift with every packet of Richmond Sausages available in every supermarket in the UK & her overseas territories/dependencies etc.

What's happening in Antarctica at the moment?

Antarctica is now the centre of the universe and there is lots of alien activity it will.all be revealed on Tuesday at 11.53 am exactly
How will my paintings do at auction tomorrow?

Your psychedelic oil painting of Pingu, Andy Warhol style will make you £1 million. The rest will be hard to shift unless Del Boy turns up.

What else can I buy at auction?

A lemon drizzle cake, a penis beaker & antique cutted up pear

Who's the auctioneer?

Homer Simpson
What wiill.they sell.for?

50 grand and a bucket of jellied reels. Which celebrity paid this high price for the special items?

Simon Cowell
Will he be using these special items in a new Britain's got the extra special pop factor type talent show ?