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Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 9

599 replies

bearlyactive · 28/09/2022 17:02

We're on page 39 of the old one so...

Previous question: What are you having for tea?

My answer: Whatever you're having!

New question: What's HE having?

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RoseAndRose · 04/09/2023 21:19

Turn them into cake

What's the best kind of nut?

x2boys · 04/09/2023 21:59

Nut and bolt
Why now the schools have gone back.do.we suddenly have glorious weather ,whilst the summer holidays were a total.washout ?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 04/09/2023 22:56

Because Niño and Niña are having a mahooosive bust up!

What does Stormi Webster Jenner think about it all?

x2boys · 05/09/2023 00:15

He thinks its all marvellous darling
Will.my son start to.be able to.wake himself up.in the morning he now he has left school and started college ?

LunaTec · 05/09/2023 08:14

Yes and with ease as you will make a deal with Big Ben to set the time and all clocks in the land permanently 2 hours behind.

What will Big Ben ask for in return?

RoseAndRose · 05/09/2023 08:56

To be joined in holy matrimony with Little Cook

Will the doctor ever have time for me?

Tassen · 05/09/2023 20:14

Only if you give him a lift to Gloucester

Why was Dolly sick again?

x2boys · 05/09/2023 20:33

Because Polly didn't put the kettle on quickly enough when Dr foster stepped in a,puddle right up.to.his middle
Did Incey,Wincey ever get out of the spout?

LunaTec · 05/09/2023 22:56

I've just checked all spouts on my property and I to the N to the C to the Y is cohabiting with me now. We are having great fun

Whose that on my Ring doorbell?

Tassen · 06/09/2023 21:11

Well I was expecting Just Eat but it's my missing paddle board

Does it know where the famous MN disappearing ironing board (that allegedly never left the flat) has gone to?

x2boys · 06/09/2023 21:45

Its gone to.a magical.land with all my families missing socks and cutlery
Where is this magical land ?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 07/09/2023 02:10

Sshhh don't tell anyone but you need to find Dobby's Grave before the local council demolish it.

If Land's End is in Cornwall where is Land's Beginning?

x2boys · 07/09/2023 08:16

Its a land at the top.of the faraway tree but.it only comes around every three months
Shall.we go.and have a picnic in the.enchanted wood?

RoseAndRose · 07/09/2023 08:29

No, picnics are now only permitted by rivers where companies are discharging sewage (so just about anywhere this year). Bring your own preferred pathogen repellent.

Will the email I've been waiting for arrive today?

Tassen · 07/09/2023 19:08

Yes I have it in my spam box

What would you do with a tin of Spam

x2boys · 07/09/2023 20:49

I would decorate the walls of my house with it
How many tins if span will I nerd for the whole house?

LunaTec · 07/09/2023 22:03

The nerds will need 3 tins of spam each every 4 hours 6 times a day for 5 years.

What's @x2boys's connection to the nerds?

Tassen · 07/09/2023 23:58

@x2boys had a Nerds themed Christmas Day dinner last year with Roast Nerd, Honeyed Nerd, Steamed Nerd, Cauliflower Nerd, Nerds in Blankets & Nerd Pudding.

What will be her Xmas Dinner theme this year?

LunaTec · 08/09/2023 09:11

It will be curds without the whey due to the cost of living crisis. But maybe some fruit flavoured curds to make it special for Christmas.

Will @x2boys be inviting Miss Muffet?

x2boys · 08/09/2023 10:49

I.will along with everyone on this thread
Does everyone like jam.sandwiches?

LunaTec · 08/09/2023 15:14

We love jam sandwiches thanks @x2boys for the invite and I will be bringing my extended family of 10 dogs, 10 cats and 10 hamsters along too.

What games are we going to play after the Christmas meal?

Tassen · 09/09/2023 01:31

Tactical War Games - The Royal Navy Submarine Strategy edition
followed by
Kim Jong Uncluedo
&
Putinopoly
&
Top Trumps - The Prison edition

What gifts are we getting each other?

LunaTec · 09/09/2023 22:15

I'm getting everyone a First Edition hardback book of all today's threads signed by the bigwigs

Why have I run out of things to say?

x2boys · 10/09/2023 11:28

You have not run out of things to.say the gods are rebooting you.so you will have plenty of fresh things to.talk about
When will @LunaTec Reboot be complete ?

Tassen · 10/09/2023 17:41

A week last Friday in NYC whilst up the Statue of Liberty

What does Liberty when she's not statuing?