Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 9

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We're on page 39 of the old one so...

Previous question: What are you having for tea?

My answer: Whatever you're having!

New question: What's HE having?

Brenda is fellow LunaTec and will always be looking for the next big discovery, probably on Rightmove or maybe in the Argos catalogue

Are we all getting on the paddle board with Brenda?

Yes we are going to do a trial run crossing the Atlantic on it.

Where are we going next & what mood will I be in?

To outer mongolia your mood will depend on wether Brenda is neighing or not
Do HMRC,really believe my call is very important to them?

You have to give them cough sweets. I think they like Halls or FIshermens friend. That's what is really important to them.

Should the RSPB have apologised for calling certain ministers liars for weakening environmental protections so we have even dirtier water?

No.they should take over number 10 downing stray and form.a,government
Will their be riots ?

No, there will be dancing in the streets.

What are you having for dinner?

Wine, wine & more wine

Who with & what will happen?

You will.fulfill your five a, day requirement with all.the (fermented )grape juice and wake yp.fresh as a daisy
What should @TracyBeakerSoYeah have as desert?

The Atacama

Will I be replaced by AI?

All humans have been replaced by AI but are programmed into thinking they are human

What is your first AI task for the day?

To stop hangovers

Is Tequila & Peach Schapps part of your 5 a day? 🤔

Yes its a very balanced diet and extremely healthy for you
Should I go.to.the Trafford centre today and will.we get off at the right exit ?

You will get off at the right exit as it is clearly posted at Spaghetti Junction.
If you find yourself on a hairpin bend at Hardknott Pass you have taken the Wrong Turn and will end up on the Appalachian Trail in a horror movie.

What is x2boys doing at the Trafford centre today?

Getting supplies for my hangover!

What did @x2boys buy?

Sellotape,and raspberry, s they make an excellent hangover cure
Why am I watching Friends for the millionth time?

So sorry to say you are stuck in your own vicious circle of Groundhog Day..... But never fear!!! @TracyBeakerSoYeah and @LunaTec will be along to break you out soon

When will @TracyBeakerSoYeah and @LunaTec be free?

PS I'm busy for the next 10 years unless I find my way out of correct rabbit hole

@LunaTec had forgotten that she is free on Thursday 7 September 2023 at precisely 7.37am & has scheduled in our annual Wrong but Right but Wrong conference for all the comedian MNetters (us lot😂) for a big get together!

But as she's forgotten to send out the invites does anyone have an idea where we're all supposed to meet?

Yes we should all.meet on the town hall.steps of where we live as its a virtual.teams meet up
I'll bring crisps and pop.corn what's everybody else bringing ?

A huge wedding cake.

Is there a theme?

Yes the theme is peapods and uncle Frank's nestle brew
How will this be interpreted ?

That we are the new cool bright young things of Generation Playschool The Arch Window Years

Should we agree to have the photoshoot with Vogue & be their March 24 cover or should we do something else?

Yes to the photoshoot if the price is right. Why should we get out of bed for less than £10,000 plus all expenses paid including second home

Who is ready to go back to school?

Me
How will.the pupils in my old school.feel.about having ( nearly) 50 year old me as a fellow pupil.?
And will.I still.fit in my old uniform?

Your school has turned into a wind turbine zombie apocalypse school. Everyone has been hypnotised by the blades of the wind turbines and no one can remember anything including when to turn up for school.

Why can't life be all hehehe hahaha?

Because our eyes would explode with all the uncried tears

To stop our eyes exploding what shall we do with all those uncried tears?