Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 9

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We're on page 39 of the old one so...

Previous question: What are you having for tea?

My answer: Whatever you're having!

New question: What's HE having?

It depends on Paul as he's actually an undercover Sainsbury/Waitrose/ Spar Secret Agent going by the code name Nectar007

Who is his handler?

Paul Burrell.who.is not all.desperate to get his face back.into.the media
How many ways will.Paul.Burrell manage to.squeeze the fact that Diana called him.her.rock.into general.conversation?

Well the meaning of life is 42 so I would times that by 1 million to get the most realistic answer.

How much did the Lionesses (England) beat Australia by?

They didn't be cause they all decided it was nicer to.share
How are they celebrating tonight ?

They've got the England men's football team doing their laundry whilst the Lionesses watch BarbieHeimer then have a mahoosive barbie on the beach then go flamenco dancing with the Spanish Leonas on Sydney Harbour Bridge

Who came up with the idea to climb The Sydney Opera House as the next thing to do?

Full credit to me. That's my suggestion for our team building exercise tomorrow morning.

I'm not awake, I'm asleep, what is everyone else not doing?

Im.not sitting here idly messing about on mums net in doing something vair,important instead
What important things eill.happen today?

Nothing will happen today, we are in a time loop. It is 2035.

Why won't HMRC answer the phone?

I did offer and now I'm sure they are regretting their life choices. Now my price has gone up 5p cos I know my worth but not to worry the best advice is on Mumsnet, you don't need anyone else

How do we get the phone lines to work again?

By putting ten pence in the slot
Why is my washing machine making a weird squealing noise?

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round,
The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, all day long

How long is a piece of string?

However long you want it to be baby

Oops I did what again?

Drop my kids off at school on inset day

What game have you got lost in?

The game of sleep
Am I awake or is this just fantasy?

It's a fantasy bought on by eating cake by the ocean

How do you keep the customer satisfied?

By burping you look wonderful.tonight at them.
What other sings can you burp.harmoniously too?

I Only Want To Be With You burped in the style of Springfield & The Bin aka The not 3 but really 2 not 1 Dusties

With whom am I 'Meeting Halfway'?

Scotty, but you need to ask the aliens to beam you up half way.

Has anyone heard from uncle Bob? It's been a while

He's gone on a cruise on the Manchester ship canal.with Aunt fanny
Has anyone ever been on a horse that was far to.high for them?

Yes a horse with no name.

What would you call a horse?

Brenda
Where would you keep.a horse?

In my wardrobe

What would Brenda the Horse find in there?

A half eaten lollipop.and a pair of Beryl,s Dave,s trousers 😂
Will Brenda live a sp!ended life.in @TracyBeakerSoYeah ,wardrobe ?

Only if Brenda finds my missing paddle board! 😂

Can you tell I'm still cross about it!
Will Brenda find said paddle board?

Brenda will not only find your missing paddle board bt will also find your life time subscrition to take a break magazine
Will brenda be happy with these discovries?