Ordered a pack of face coverings. Morrisons offered what as the best substitute?

[Isthisreasonable]

Any guesses?

Or, like my auntie, to wear toabs from her chemo appointments since catching covid, the flu, or a cold, could kill her.

Do you arseholes even think before you hit submit?

cold And flu tablets?

Face mask?

Lol!

a rolling pin

in what world is that the same

I ordered apricot flavoured baby food in a jar. They sent me a box of fresh apricots. DD couldn't manage solids yet so yeh...

I got mince pies instead of minced lamb from Asda, it was a really interesting moussaka that night!

Glasses as in specs?

My oh still wears them because of a poor immune system due to incurable cancer - is that ok for you???

And even if OP isn't vulnerable, and doesn't have a vulnerable relative - so what?

Some people just feel more confident wearing a mask. That is their choice and it hurts no-one. Let them be,

clay mask?

🤣

Cough medicine

A wide screen tv🤣

I jokingly say it has been picked by a youth on work experience🙄

A loo brush

Substitution threads always remind me of the poster a few years ago (I can't remember exactly who now) who ordered woodland eggs and received a small wooden owl

That’s hilarious!

I once ordered beef gravy and got beef flavoured cat food- "meaty chunks in gravy".

It is actually computer that chooses the substitutes. The human doing the packing just follows the list of items in the stock that is provided by the system.

one mnetter received party poppers instead of tampons…..they both have strings i suppose

Although one is going to be quite something when you pull said string in order to remove it...

@OP, I dare you to ask Morrisons how best to wear your rolling pin to maximise Covid protection

They’re orange- what are you moaning about?! 😁

Hopefully something useful and more expensive than said face coverings! 😁

Once the party poppers are popped, they do look a bit like mooncups, maybe it was a genius substitution. 😅

This is Amazon Subscribe and Save’s idea of a good backup product in case bleach is unavailable. 🤔