Ordered a pack of face coverings. Morrisons offered what as the best substitute?

[Isthisreasonable]

Any guesses?

Sanitary towels

Tea towels

Three red onions in a plastic net.

Pineapple sticks

Socks.

Knickers

Cling film

Pack of 2 flannels.

A loaf of bread

Loo roll

Face peels / mud pack

Face packs

Box of tissues and a pack of elastic

Paracetamol

Bottle of HP Sauce

Morrisons are the absolute worst at substitutions and not having things in stock. Nothing would surprise me. A pack of bacon? Apples? Socks?

An aubergine

Halloween mask?

Face mask of the cleansing/moisturising kind.

I love this sort of thread! Do you remember the one where somebody got a pair of chocolate instead of tampax?

Tea bags.

A brown paper bag.

Cleansing Face mask, wet wipes?

A bar of the fake chocolate 'cake covering'?

An Epsom printer cartridge in 'Cyan'