Ordered a pack of face coverings. Morrisons offered what as the best substitute?

[Isthisreasonable]

Any guesses?

Ha ha ha I’ve just proper lolled at thar 🤣🤣🤣

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Can only assume it was to beat off anyone who came near me looking like they might have covid

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I wanted a red pepper....I got....a beef tomato .

It was red I suppose 🤷‍♀️

I'm going face pack too, like PPs

A rolling pin?!?! Seriously.

Morrisons are fucking shite! I was self isolating once so did an order online. Ordered loads of frozen stuff so that it would last a whole week as I couldn't nip out to the shops and to save me doing another online order as delivery slots were difficult. The delivery driver got to my door and said that it had all defrosted and he couldn't give it to me. He handed me a tin of soup and a packet of rice cakes. I was so pissed off!

Obviously they refunded me but I had to do another online order, struggling to get a delivery slot (and no, I didn't use Morrisons).

That’s really cheap for a rolling pin though @Isthisreasonable Are you sure you don’t need a spare?!

No sadly, I've already got 2

Wet wipes

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DH and I absolutely wetting ourselves at OP's assumption as to the reason for this particular substitution. 🤣🤣🤣

A rolling pin??!!!! 😆🤣😂

Can't stop laughing :))))) Once I got fresh basil instead of air freshener :))))) probably should leave basil in the toilet after doing poo? :)))

I've already got 2
Ah, one for each nostril - just how Chris Witty said we should wear our anti COVID rolling pins

My mum once ordered 10 individual oranges they didn't have that so substituted it for 10 bags of 5 oranges. Why they didn't just do 2 bags to make up the 10 I don't know. But we managed to use all 50 before they went bad.

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Facial mask. Marigolds. Cotton balls. Cleansing pads

That is bloody priceless. I'd have accepted it and then stormed their packing store, armed with my new rolling pin face mask.

That’s fantastic. The packers I have have never been that sensible. Dog food instead of cat food anyone?

Mind you, nothing surprises me these days.

Apparently my front door has acquired the ability to write.

Delivered today
Parcel was handed to a receptionist. Signed by: Front Door.

I don't have a receptionist and my front door is still struggling with basic functions such as opening and closing.

That's brilliant. Really made me laugh.

Amazing 🤣🤣🤣

I was going to go nappies 🤷‍♀️

Amazing!! Really made me laugh. Can we have a full thread just on supermarket swaps please