Ordered a pack of face coverings. Morrisons offered what as the best substitute?

[Isthisreasonable]

Any guesses?

6 slices of edam cheese.

A covid themed novelty gnome?

Dental floss

Lip balm

Recently had Waitrose replace the 6 candle for a 16th birthday cake with a multi-pack of cream crackers, so I'd believe anything! They still delivered the 1 candle, not sure what they expected me to do with it 😂

All wrong!

I'm dying to know now!

Toothpaste

A set of patio chairs and matching parasol.

Can only assume it was to beat off anyone who came near me looking like they might have covid

You can roll any wrinkles out...

Oh, of course. A rolling pin - the obvious choice. You can jab people in the ribs with it if they get too near, so you won't need a mask.

Oh that's brilliant 😂

Lol!!

That's hilarious 😆

cheesy wotsits

Bonkers!

😂

That is truly random!

I got asparagus tips for loo roll once, I’d quite like a new rolling pin.

Coffee filters

Ha ha ha, can't believe you turned it down.

That’s hilarious. I was going to say pregnancy test. Made just as much sense

Well, ASDA once sent me oranges instead of carrots, so anything is possible!

Socks