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Jamie Oliver you lying twat

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TheSpottedZebra · 22/08/2022 20:59

One pan meals. A lamb thing.

It's cooked on a tray, in the oven. He's also used a pestle and mortar.
Then he twonked the lamb joint on the oven shelf so that all the fat dripped through, on to the tray below.

Then he splatted all that on to a wooden board, and used another pot for the juices.

Ladies and gentlemen more ladies, I present to you, The Man Who Doesn't Wash Up.

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SpinCityBlues · 23/08/2022 15:25

I think the posts about physical characteristics are unnecessary. MNHQ should delete those as they're 'not in the spirit'. It's presumably acceptable to discuss his public lobbying and TV shows though.

MoltenLasagne · 23/08/2022 15:39

I like a lot of JO's recipes but I am a self-confessed mediocre cook who still feels a bit fancy doing salmon in foil in the oven.

His 30 minute meals are definitely at least an hour though, especially as I like to prep all my ingredients beforehand. I tried doing his "chuck this on while x boils and you also cream y" and ended up spoiling most of the dish and looked like I'd been dragged through a hedge backwards by the end.

adriftabroad · 23/08/2022 15:39

and posta about his DCs...

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DogInATent · 23/08/2022 17:03

Keith Floyd, still the original and best tv chef.

ClaudineClare · 23/08/2022 17:16

DogInATent · 23/08/2022 17:03

Keith Floyd, still the original and best tv chef.

Anything is good if you are chugging a bottle of wine or two of wine with (or in) it!

I have never tried any of his recipes, any recommendations?

Who was the first celeb TV chef? Fanny Craddock?

MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 23/08/2022 18:25

ClaudineClare · 23/08/2022 17:16

Anything is good if you are chugging a bottle of wine or two of wine with (or in) it!

I have never tried any of his recipes, any recommendations?

Who was the first celeb TV chef? Fanny Craddock?

Julia Childs I think in America,I don't know about here.

MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 23/08/2022 18:27

Philip Harbem according to google.

TwoMonthsOff · 23/08/2022 18:33

@SizzlerFizzler
oh no not chalky 😢that’s sad

YesitsBess · 23/08/2022 18:34

Alexis Soyer (he of the stove) was one of the first people to give his name to a range of Cross & Blackwell sauces. There is a superb book about him named “Relish” which I would highly recommend to anyone with an interest in cookery being made accessible to the masses, or indeed the Crimean war. A massive character who history owes a great deal to.

Waitwhat23 · 23/08/2022 18:58

@YesitsBess thank you for that recommendation - it sounds very interesting. Have added it to my Amazon basket!

YesitsBess · 23/08/2022 19:04

@Waitwhat23 oh I hope you enjoy! It’s a superb book and I’ve sent about 8 copies to friends. Even as a stand-alone read it’s great, I bought it after an article decrying the discontinuation of the Soyer stove.

DogInATent · 23/08/2022 20:25

ClaudineClare · 23/08/2022 17:16

Anything is good if you are chugging a bottle of wine or two of wine with (or in) it!

I have never tried any of his recipes, any recommendations?

Who was the first celeb TV chef? Fanny Craddock?

Floyd changed the game for tv chefs. Until him it was very much the Fanny Craddock mould, in a studio and all very controlled. He shook things up and took the camera and the kitchen outside. There's a lovely sequence of him on a trawler with a young Rick Stein, although the pair later fell out.

I do have a couple of his books, picked up only recently - Floyd on France, and Floyd on Fish. His recipes are fairly straightforward, although I admit that I tend to use a recipe as guidance rather than strictly observe them.

tiger2691 · 23/08/2022 20:28

It's a bit like all those place in the sun type programmes, oh look at all these places we cant afford to visit, let alone buy. Here we have meals we cant afford to buy the ingredients for, and where the use of an oven is concerned we cant afford to switch it on. Just another nose rubbed in it job for me, families eating a bean on half a slice of toast must be drooling.

SleepingAgent · 23/08/2022 20:55

That Uncle Roger video is hilarious - "you hear sizzling, I hear my ancestors crying" 😂

SleepingAgent · 23/08/2022 20:57

I honestly wanted to drown him in his belfast sink.

GrinGrinGrin

Mylittlepea · 23/08/2022 21:04

DogInATent · 23/08/2022 17:03

Keith Floyd, still the original and best tv chef.

Yes! I’ll never forget him swaying around on a boat in a thunderstorm getting soaked whilst still managing to hold on to his glass of red🍷🍷🍷 💦- best TV chef ever

SpinCityBlues · 23/08/2022 21:14

My mother used to like watching some fella called 'the Galloping Gourmet'. Raymond Kerr? Or have I made that up?

Mylittlepea · 23/08/2022 21:17

Mylittlepea · 23/08/2022 21:04

Yes! I’ll never forget him swaying around on a boat in a thunderstorm getting soaked whilst still managing to hold on to his glass of red🍷🍷🍷 💦- best TV chef ever

Can’t find that one, but this great!

SpinCityBlues · 23/08/2022 21:24

Oh gawd bless him, Keith Floyd - 'sorry about your ship' Grin

SpinCityBlues · 23/08/2022 21:27

Graham Kerr. That might be him.

TheSpottedZebra · 23/08/2022 21:38

SizzlerFizzler · 23/08/2022 13:57

Rick Stein's one of my least faves. In his panama hat zooming through the French countryside in his whizzy convertible looking a bit constipated and making lots of watery broths. Chalky (RIP) carried that show when he was alive!

Cannot stand Rick Stein. Every show just a version of: why can't our poor people be more like the poor people of France / India / Mexico. Patronising Boomer.

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TheSpottedZebra · 23/08/2022 21:39

SpinCityBlues · 23/08/2022 14:25

Apparently Jeffrey is a really famous political economist. Who likes roast chicken.

And Ina used to work on atomic policy at the White House.
Before she discovered her love of Orange Tulips.

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ReeseWitherfork · 23/08/2022 21:42

I’ve missed a big chunk of the thread but just coming to show some Ina love! She’s the best. And I mean, person on the planet, not just TV cooking personality.

awwbiscuits · 23/08/2022 21:52

Saw that one and thought well he clearly doesn't clean his own oven!

Strulch · 23/08/2022 21:59

I like Jamie Oliver and his recipes and the lamb looked delicious. I just think some people can't be arsed to cook or clean their oven.

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