The Purge: MN

[SchoolTie]

All normal and unwritten MN rules are suspended for 24 hours.

You can troll-hunt.
You can start threads about threads about threads about threads.
You can call your spouse “hubby”.

What’s the first rule you break?

I would ban all threads that are full of waffle, too long and contain wall to wall text, with no paragraphs.

I would invent a new rule deleting the posts of two people who derail a thread by getting into a spat about a minor detaul in the OP that wasn't even the reason for the OP. In fact I might even banish them to my new board "Petty Derailers' Corner".

The shouts of 'bad form to search pp' when current thread op is saying how they are terrified 15 yo and just gave birth ^right now' and they have no support, money, nappies or home and the hospital knows this and is forcing them out with no help in half an hour, and you think, hang on, 2 days ago you were 37 a CEO of your own company on £150k a year off on your annual break to Maui?....

She is no longer called Kate Middleton though.

I would invent a gadget which oozes superglue onto the device of anyone who ever posts the word: 'cis'.